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1. make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.
2. you are from Old Virginia!
3. STELLAAAAAA !!!!
4. my father is a great man
5. Yo, Adrian! It's me, Rocky.
6. They thought they were getting arrested for shoplifting a can of tuna.

This is the TOUGHEST one so far. So's who's up for the challenage??!!

2006-09-19 14:33:45 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

2 answers

Well, nobody has tried it yet, so here I go....

I was scared to go home last night. I know that my father is a great man. However, I was with some friends of mine when they got in some trouble. They thought they were getting arrested for shoplifting a can of tuna. Instead, it was for prostitution. It was innocent really. We just all thought we'd dress up and have some fun. You know, like when you are from Old Virginia! Anyways, we're walking down the street and there's this guy yelling "Yo Adrian, It's me Rocky". So we took off running. We had to look back a couple times to make sure everything was fine before things start falling off on the man. Suddenly, we slammed right into this cop. He took us all down to the station. I can already here my dad screaming "STELLAAAAAA!!!!" when I tell him what happened. I just don't want to face him. Maybe Sunshine will adopt me and save me from my fate if I promise to never dress up again!!

2006-09-19 15:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by HEartstrinGs 6 · 0 1

My father is a great man. I mean, come on, he's MY father, and I'm a great man. So he must be a great man, even if the old coot is off his rocker. Three more years and I can start collecting the insurance. Now my brother, on the other hand, he's one crude dude. For the third time this week, I had to go pull him out of another mess of his own making. He was standing outside on the balcony, and all of a sudden started yelling "STELLAAAAAA!!!!!" He just wouldn't stop, until the cops finally came. Him and all his acid-tripping buddies were sitting there giggling while the cops loaded them into the big, black scary-looking van, mumbling something about how they thought they were getting arrested for shoplifting a can of tuna. I just looked at my brother sadly and said, "You're not in New York City anymore. You are from Old Virginia! Remember? You can't get away with that stuff down in these here parts!" But he just looked back at me with that old beaten puppydog stare, that makes me want to kick him like a dog. I dunno. It was just one of those times when I found myself thinking, you gotta make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.

2006-09-20 02:06:33 · answer #2 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 1 1

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