To the moron who reported me a few minutes ago, get a life.
It's a legitimate question.
I am studying the sociological ramifications of same sex relationships as they pertain to muppets.
2006-09-19 13:07:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Bert is pretty shady.he will continue to use Ernie as a sex slave and meanwhile be banging the cookie monster and Oscar on the side.meanwhile he impregnates prairie D AWN,you see he swings both ways and is a man whore,lol. Ernie finds out about prairie DAWN but stays with him cause the sex is too good,lol...in the end he ends up pimping out prairie dawn and they all live happily ever after that is until prairie dawn gets herpes and passes it on to all.
2006-09-19 16:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by ecstasyg83 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey loser, get a life! JK mate. Bert and Ernie can be as happy as the next pair of "just friends".
2006-09-19 20:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the thing is, is that Bert really has a thing for a pigeon and Ernie will always play second fiddle to that. Bert's using him, he needs to move on...
2006-09-19 20:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by feathereafter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither Bert nor Ernie can speak... they are things! Get a grip. They are educational children entertainment. Don't put adult values/ideas into it. Don't ruin it for the new generations.
2006-09-19 20:14:16 · answer #4 · answered by tfjea 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since they are both cute Muppet boy toys, can't see a problem with them playing happily together forever. Why split up a good team
2006-09-19 20:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by laughsall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes you assume that they are not already married? They have been together for years. Why do you think Ernie took "rubber duckie" to bed every night? Don't you remember the song "Rubber duckie you're the one....?"
2006-09-19 20:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by bown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that the two of them are comfortable the way the relationship is. Why change a thing. They look the same way they did 20+ years ago.
2006-09-19 20:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by NaijaPrincess 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Totally another toy. Ernie should just lose that zero and find a hero.
2006-09-19 20:09:45 · answer #8 · answered by kiss me 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
mmm good question....well i think bert is just using ernie to get what he wants...he is not looking for any strings at the time....ya know how that goes!
2006-09-19 20:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by Itisme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, Bert is in love with Big Bird...Ernie is just the boy toy...
2006-09-19 20:10:22 · answer #10 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋