Whats the best line/scene from Spinal Tap?

Answer 1

Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

Answer 2

Line:
"Well, I was thinking of calling it, 'Lick my Love Pump'"

Scene:
The amp that goes to 11

Answer 3

The Marshall that goes to 11.

Answer 4

I have enjoyed the autograph scene at the record store, as they are going to autograph their black albums with black sharpies.

I thought that bit of subtlety was precious.

Answer 5

I want to avoid the obvious ones, so...

1. "You can't dust for vomit."

2. "The problem was that Stonehenge was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!"

3. "You ask yourself, how much more black could this be, and the answer is, none...none more black."

Answer 6

Big Bottom, Big Bottom
Talkin 'bout bum cakes,
My Girl's got 'em

Answer 7

JAZZ ODYSSEY!!!

Close seconds:
"Mime is money"
The midget Stonehenge

Answer 8

our amps go to ELEVEN !!!!