2006-09-19 12:46:19 · 20 answers · asked by linguist 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I don't know I've never seen that movie.
2006-09-19 12:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I really like when they are watching themselves on the movie, but there are a lot of other good scenes.
[Watching "Spaceballs: The Movie". They reach "now" in the movie.]
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
2006-09-19 19:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by memeluke 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When there watching SpaceBalls the movie and there watching themselves on tv
2006-09-19 20:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by Andy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Mel as Yogurt, is showcasing all the merchandise.
"Spaceballs the Flamethrower"
2006-09-19 19:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Colonel Sanders: Prepare ship for lightspeed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no! Lightspeed's too slow!
Colonel Sanders: Lightspeed too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes. We're going to have to go right to.......Ludicrous speed! (everyone gasps)
Colonel Sanders: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before...I don't know if the ship can take it!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chickennn?!
2006-09-19 21:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by JetMecGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spaceballs is a stupid cop-off of Star Wars, and deserves to be in the bottom of the trash.
2006-09-19 19:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by kc9joc 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Spaceballs!!! Oh, Sh1t, there goes the planet.
Or
She's gone from suck to blow.
2006-09-19 19:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by Glenn N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite line is John Candy saying, "I'm half dog and half man -- I'm my own best friend."
Although it's not a line, "Pizza the Hut" is pretty darn funny.
2006-09-19 19:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Playing with his dolls]
Dark Helmet: [In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[In V. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[V]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[V]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!
2006-09-19 20:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by Abi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Combing the desert...
2006-09-19 19:47:53 · answer #10 · answered by Milkaholic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
2006-09-19 19:49:15 · answer #11 · answered by sara_busa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋