I have this compitition with this girl who is so mean! And it is funny mama jokes! Please give me ideas so I could win! I wiill give you 22 points! It has to be really funny and it has to be MAMA Jokes!
2006-09-19 12:05:02 · 4 answers · asked by Zanessa 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "Oh, what a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah, now let's go bury it."
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?
Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama's breath smells like five day old stew.
One good snap deserves another, so between my legs you'll find your mother.
Why yo mama on my nuts? Would you come and get her please?
Ho keeps sayin' she wants me... And how she love that gov'ment cheese!
2006-09-19 12:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by shamit_shailesh 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama's so poor that she strips at chuckie cheese for tokens
yo mama's so poor that when she was kicking a can down the street, a policeman asked what she was doing and she said "moving."
yo mama's so stupid that she thought a quarterback was some kind of refund
yo mama's so stupid that she stuck a battery up her butt and started singing "i got the power"
yo mama's so fat that when she went to the beach the whales started singing "we are family"
2006-09-19 20:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by ducksgomoooo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One night an Italian lady had her 3 daughters going out on dates. The first one came home - mama said how was your date? she Said MAMA MIA! The second daughter came home and Mama said how was your date? The 2nd daughter said "MAMA MIA". The third daughter came home and the mother asked her "how was your date? The 3rd daughter replied "MIA MAMA" (ME A MAMA !!!)
2006-09-19 22:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by mabell1025 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is so fat, her car is spandex
2006-09-19 20:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by sophia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋