The time I got confused and walked into a men's room. Then I was too mortified to walk back out in case anyone was in the hall to see me. Thank goodness the men's room was empty at the time.
2006-09-19 10:58:02
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answered by koffee 3
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I was in the service and I was sitting at a card table having a drinking contest with a fellow soldier. We had already finished off 3 quarts of southern Comfort and were half way into our fourth when I just involuntarily vomit ted I Turned my head to the right and it hit the three people that were cheering us on. as I tried to leave the table I vomit ted on the people to my right. After praying to the porcelain God for about 20 minutes I returned and was inflicted with comments. I was so embarrassed I apologized many times (to drunk to know how many). I found out the next day that as I was drinking my shoots the person I was drinking against was using my shot glass as an ash tray. He was unaware that he was doing this but the people that I had vomited on (They were not drinking) were laughing because I was drinking the ashes. I took back my apologies and told them that I wished I had gotten all the Cheerers
2006-09-19 18:09:17
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answered by Stan 2
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I went into the grocery store with nothing but a t-shirt on. That's right no underwear no nothing. I know you are wondering how a sober adult woman could o this...Well I had been at the beach earlier in the day and had my bikini on and when I got home I took off my wet bikini bottoms off and left my bikini top and t-shirt on. Well I forgot and went to the store like that. So embarassing! Now I think it is funny!
2006-09-19 18:05:08
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answered by Special 'K' 4
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While at work, I was at the copier machine and I saw someone coming up to me that was a co-worker of mine. I always joke around with him and pretend to do those friendly punches and after doing that, I looked up and realized that it wasn't my co-worker... it was a friend of the president of the company I work for. He was staring at me and was wondering what I was doing. I was like a deer in the headlights... I ran to my desk and I was so embarrassed that tears built up in my eyes. Everyone in the office was laughing and so was the guy but I wanted to die at the time. I can laugh about it now and it gets brought up at work every once in awhile, but back then.. I wanted to crawl in a hole.
The guy still comes around sometimes and laughs. That is just one of my many embarrassing stories
2006-09-19 18:00:50
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answered by curiositykillz 4
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Once i farted and a little poo came out and people still laughed about it. It was funny that time , now the humour has died down but the embarrasment hasn't.
2006-09-19 18:05:41
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answered by The Inquisitive 3
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Samething as Koffee but there was a cute guy in there. Very embarrassing moment. Thank God no one was in the hallway so I just made a run for it. I still hope he didn't see my face when I gasped really loud.
2006-09-19 18:02:11
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answered by roseyroses14 6
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I was singing in the men's choir at church and during the choreography all hundred plus men went down and I stayed up during the routine in front of thousands of people at Six Flags over Texas. Dang and they got it on tape.....So embarrassed
2006-09-19 18:02:04
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answered by desire the poet 1
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Well if you really must know. Many years ago a boy asked me out to a Summer Mexican themed dance. I got so excited. I wanted to look real tan because I had a white dress to wear. I started using self tanners like crazy. On the night of the dance, he had a white tux on. While we were slow dancing, I'd put my arms up around his neck. Well when we finished dancing, I took my arms down and the self tanner had stained his tux. He freaked out and I was so embarrassed. The place that rented his tux was very calm about it though. We wound up dating for 3 years.
2006-09-19 18:01:40
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answered by Marenight 7
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A guy was standing behind me and I didn't know, but I started swinging my hands and I went so far back I missed in hit his tinkle berry. I knew it was a man cuz I felt it, but I was like opps. I did feel bad. I was like oohh shoots I hope this guy don't think I'm gay. But now I just laugh, cuz it's funny now.
(I'mma guy by the way)
2006-09-19 18:00:48
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answered by hhgdgdfg 2
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Crowded supermarket - I'm pushing my shopping cart around. I round a corner and knock over a display of Leggs pantyhose. There must have been 100 and they went EVERYWHERE.
FP
2006-09-19 17:58:21
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answered by F. Perdurabo 7
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