Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. -- No further testing is planned.
2006-09-19 10:28:32 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shame on you women who are offended by this. This is truly funny and the Turd man does not need your criticism!
I'm a better stalker than you, you cute little turd you!
2006-09-19 15:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so right!! When a man drinks 12 pints he gains weight, (as in a grotesque beer belly), talks excessively, making no sense, (because he just guzzled 12 pints), became emotional, ( when the bartender cut him off), and couldn't drive, (self explanatory).
2006-09-19 17:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by Pepper's Mommy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Timmy, you were in on the test, huh? It was today, wasn't it? Back to the couch, go sleep it off. You are talking without making any sense. Don't you get emotional on me.
2006-09-19 21:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can see you have earned your name. This would be funny if first I got to pour scalding hot coffee in your crotch. Sorry, those darn emotions, sometimes get the best of me. TTFN.
2006-09-19 17:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's mean... it has nothing to do with a female hormone, but it has everything to do with ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION!....try sodas and juices ~~ and preserve your masculinity!!(smile)
2006-09-20 12:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that explains my dad jk
2006-09-19 17:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually that's kind of funny.
2006-09-19 17:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by Emery 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Is that suppose to be a joke? If it is im not laughing..It's asswipes like you that make this world sexist.
2006-09-19 17:31:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
SOOOOO fuggin cool
2006-09-19 17:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ya I liked it man. :-)
2006-09-20 08:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋