Hi girls,do you want some wine?
my name is crispy am doing fine
Go away crispy we calling the law
you really are fat and such a bore
Is it because am 36 stone?
is that why I am always alone?
I am a virgin, why is that?
do i really look a complete ****?
I long for a girl to hold at night
from evening to early light
but no one wants a fatty like me
I am a 40 year old virgin and always will be
the end
powerful stuff i am sure you will agree
2006-09-19 10:02:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Crispy, darling - you won't always be a 40 year old virgin. Pretty soon you'll be a 41 year old one - so there's some hope for the future.
Also, holding someone from evening to morning light could be a little hazardous when you're 36 stone. But those are mere details.
Your ode is perfection - moving and insightful. I am touched, deeply.
Has Ted Hughes died recently? If so, then there is a vacancy for Poet Laureate that needs filling. (Sorry, Ted, if I'm wrong about that). I think you should apply immediately. The arts in this country needs more Crispy.
(By the way - it's a very good thing that I'm not dirty minded otherwise I could have misinterpreted that "taking Mother to bed" bit)
2006-09-19 10:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of i'm enthusiastic approximately something that "lands up" it extremely is a great end of day poem. aside from an old mantel clock, i don't have a single merchandise that lands up. Now I won't sleep, nerve-racking approximately it (lol) friendly desires, Gene.
2016-10-17 07:09:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you Crispy, you speak from the heart.
I'm sure you'll agree that's the best start.
Now my reply may not be as good,
But I'll try my best, as everyone should.
Root
2006-09-19 10:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by The Stig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your poem is nice. it came form your thoughts. good luck.
2006-09-20 09:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made me smile...ty
2006-09-19 10:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by funlady6632@yahoo.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your mouth sewn up !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-19 10:14:30 · answer #6 · answered by redjonjak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋