Can you write a limerick describing yourself?

Question

Must I? Okay, a limerick is a five-line poem. The first, second and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and four rhyme with each other (aabba). Each grouping also has the same meter and length:

There was a young baker named Fred
Who was always burning the bread
When business got bad
The chef would get mad
And make him wash dishes instead.

Answer 1

Here I am up in the sky
I float all day long (don't know why)
above planet earth
for what it is worth...
one day you should give it a try

Answer 2

I'm a sixty-ish poet of some reknown
And live in a small,quiet northeastern town
With Baxter, the five-year old big Maine coon cat
And my husband who, frankly, is pretty darn fat.
And both of them frequently cause me to frown.

Please don't consider this as representative of my poetry. I never write limericks but I tried...

Answer 3

There once was a man from Toronto
Who's like the Lone Ranger, not Tonto
He needs to buy bread
Lest his wife bust his head
And he'd better go pick it up, pronto

Answer 4

E. Pluribus Unim
Scatter a blaster up and down water
Amazing
Strolled up a path under a hidden soldier
Reminding
Past a black path with a schetch
whithout water

Answer 5

There was a young man named Dent,who had one so long that it bent,to savehimself trouble,he put it in doubled,and instead of coming he went.

Answer 6

Yuppers!

Answer 7

Yes. BRB, gotta go look it up first. Isn't a limmerick a bird?

Answer 8

Probably not but thanks for the 2 points.

Maybe if you refreshed our memories on what a lemerick was we could try

Answer 9

Yep
I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone
I met the president when I was half stoned
I been so high I've gotten confused
I been beat down, broke and used
************
I drank with hank, talked blues with Billy
Rocked with Run sang with shotgun Willy
Went from small time philly to big time Bobby
From 3 day old chili to saki with wosabi

I'm home hey I'm home
You never met a ************ quite like me
Not like me, dida dada like me, hey like me

No more bein' poured drink specials at winners
Or being ignored by the think straight sinners
I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner
Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd skynyrd
No beginners here I'm a seasoned vet
Educated on jazz by my man Amed
Heard again my friend I been the world n back
But I'm Michigan boy can you feel that

And I'm home
You never met a ************ quite like me
Not like me, God damn like me, hey hey like me

Never thought I'd go as far in life as this
Never made par and I could give 2 shits
Never wanted sell cars cause my dad was a dick
Never wanted a guitar 'till I heard a lick like this

And from the depths of dixie to my northern spots
You know its time to rock when ole glory drops

I pimp through town with the top laid back
Black hat, fine blonde, cold pabst in my lap
I'll adapt
To any and all situations
Thats why the call me the pimp of the nation
Hey ***** you best believe I live in the woods not your world of greed
Might, a little weed might a little yeah
I'm so proud to be living in the USA

You've never met a ************ quite like me
Hey hey like me, da di da da stay like me, hey hey hey like me
You aint ever met and you aint never going meet
You never met a,never met a,never never never never met a
************ quite like me
You aint never met a mother like me
Hey you aint never never never never never met someone like me
(Hey hey)
Never met like me,
(Hey hey)
(Hey dude hey)
Never met a mother like me
(Come on, hey)
And you never, and never gonna never gonna meeeeeet
(Hey come on already)
You never meeeeeeeet
(stop)
What?
(Dude, theres more to life that just you)
hahaha