2006-09-19 09:44:41 · 37 answers · asked by emma w 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
buy him a flea collar...lol
2006-09-19 09:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You will not be able to do this. All of these are natural functions.
Farting. Everyone farts - President Bush, Robbie Williams, Her Majesty the Queen, Nelson Mandela, Charlotte Church, Tony Blair. Some of us are lucky enough to void all our gases when we sit down on the loo, but others tend to ooze wind, particularly when we sleep. If you cannot stand farts in bed, live on your own.
Snoring. No-one is exempt from this phenomenon, either.
You probably snore. The involuntary activities of the epiglottis are indiscriminatory of sex, rank or status.
Drooling. At least I can spell the word!. Again, a natural, involuntary function of the body in sleep.
Honestly, I might as well ask 'how do I stop my girlfriend bleeding in bed when she menstruates?
Get a life, use separate beds, separate rooms if need be. Or give up relationships and stay purely on your own.
2006-09-19 10:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The easy answers would be these: 1) Leave him, or 2) Kill him. Since neither of these is viable, here's what you do.
Farting and drooling are normal body functions; everyone does it, so he won't be able to stop that. As far as snoring, if he's having a hard time breathing while asleep, take him to his doctor and get him checked out. He may have sleep apnea, which means he stops breathing for several seconds while he's asleep. I'm not sure if it can be fatal, but why wait to find out?
Let us know what happens, good luck.
2006-09-19 09:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by kellygirlaj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FOr farting, put a laxative in his food twce per week. That will cause him to stay awake and fart in the toilet
For snoring, each time he wakes you up, wake him up and talk to him. This will cause him to have bad sleep. Tell him why. Snoring is mostly caused by being overweight. So after two weeks of you he will go to the gym.
Drooling is from his childhood. No cure.
Why did you choose a boyfriend like this?
2006-09-19 11:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mai C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a bloke, it comes with the territory most of the time.
Farting - tell him to get out of the room if he intends to do it. Humans have invented a toilet for these kinds of physiological needs.
Snoring - kick him every time he snores, or immitate his snoring aloud - that will wake him up and when he realises he is constantly having broken sleeps because he receives kicks, he'll soon realise what its like to be in your shoes.
2006-09-19 09:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If its that bad give him an ultimatum, whatever he says he can do something about it when he's awake but if its when he's sleep (obviously the snoring is always when he's asleep) then you might be able to get him to try out various remedies like nose clips, a different diet etc but there's no guarantee it'll work and you can't really blame him for what he does when he's asleep. Ear plugs? Air freshner?
2006-09-19 09:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by seaside_girl_03 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farting - stick a cork up his bum; snoring - tie corks onto the back of his pjs; drooling - put some kitchen roll under his mouth.
2006-09-19 09:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farting... teach him some manners! Snoring and drooling are things that we mainly don't have control over. although drinking, over tiredness etc attributes to the problem.
2006-09-19 09:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by damari_8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get rid of him.
then you get rid of all that crap. go find a guy that doesnt do any of it. saying that it could take time. all men have bad farts
dont let him eat any thing spicy, fish or baked beans, that shud help the farting
dont let him sleep on his back or drink alcohol straight before bedtime to stop the snooring
maybe he is drooling coz he is dreaming of you?
2006-09-19 09:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you find your Boy Friends habits disgusting buy him some nappies, and then find yourself a new boyfriend and if he is any different.....you'll be very lucky.
I can see why you have put this question under womens health, those habits would be enough to make any women feel sick!
2006-09-19 09:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
easy, go for a few beers. stop off and have a vegetable vindaloo. and side order of veg, go home, no pillow so you snore too, lift the duvet, fart to your hearts content grab his head and hold it under the duvet and say unless he stops doing it to you, you are willing to do the same every weekend to him
2006-09-19 10:34:27 · answer #11 · answered by janet e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋