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the security services are having trouble finding osama bin laden. the d.v.l.a knows where every single car is in britain & who owns it. my question is should we give the d.v.l.a the job of finding him?

2006-09-19 09:42:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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I believe he's been dead for three years!.
If they really wanted him, they would have captured him on 9/11 - see below.

2006-09-19 13:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Osama Bin Laden has been ill for many years with serious kidney problems so likely he has a driver.

Also the vehicle would probably be registered to ALQaida as company car for tax purposes rather than to a single driver. If the DVLA were to go global with their spy network of cameras then yes i think they would have him within 5minutes of him driving past a camera.

2006-09-20 12:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by The Pirate Captain 3 · 0 0

Does Osama own a car and has he paid the road fund license fee? If not then the DVLA should be on the lookout for him. Last seen being driven about in a bashed in 4x4 dripping oil.

2006-09-22 13:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think we should get the list of customers from ' islamic under-age sex with young boys' magazine & pass it onto the NSA/CIA/MI5/DB. It will contain the addresses of all leading mohamedan terrorists & peadophiles. I guess there is no difference considering mohammed (piss upon him?) was said to be a bottom bandit! (I read it here SO it must be true)

2006-09-19 20:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Pretorian 5 · 0 0

it wouldn't be difficult to find him if the security services looked in the right place.
they should try the white house or camp David at the weekend

2006-09-19 17:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0 0

We have the most spy satelites in the world, but it's hard to tell one group of people from another when they are hiding under 500 feet of rock.

2006-09-19 16:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by Black Sabbath 6 · 0 0

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it wouldn't be difficult to find him if the security services looked in the right place.
they should try the white house or camp David at the weekend

2006-09-19 19:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by Fit babe2007 2 · 0 1

c'mon on now, bin laden is going to register his car with the DVLA under the name of bin laden ....I think NOT...... LOL
Perhaps we can get him through the Inland Revenue when he sends his Tax Returnss in????

2006-09-19 19:13:58 · answer #8 · answered by coolbythepool23# 2 · 0 0

I don't think he has a car. Maybe the TV licensing folks could help.

2006-09-19 16:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by philr999 3 · 1 0

I bet he's on myspace. Surely someone could find his space, leave him a message and entice him out.

2006-09-20 05:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0 0

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