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Cookie farts.

2006-09-19 09:40:18 · answer #1 · answered by Carrie! 4 · 0 0

I had a "charley horse" during a lovemaking session. I kept screaming and writhing around, and she just thought I was "having a good time," pulling me towards her. I finally fell off the bed, screaming in agony.

This really happened. Who could make this up?

I'm glad for the internet - it's not the kind of thing I share with people face to face!

PS I also slipped and fell on a nighttable and cracked my head pretty good once - the scalp bleeds profusely. Kills the mood. (different girl)

2006-09-19 16:41:03 · answer #2 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0 0

I ran into a glass wall, almost fell over, and had a huge red mark on the top of my forehead...yeah that was definitely something he still teases me about today...he was sweet about it, said he wouldn't tell anyone, doubt that, but he did bring me ice...I'm a loser!

2006-09-19 16:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by Hannah 5 · 0 0

I fell backward out of a hot tub one time, pretty funny.

Farted on his leg while naked (on accident of course!).

I think thats it.

2006-09-19 16:41:11 · answer #4 · answered by Brandy 3 · 0 0

my gf walk in on me geting a bj from a guy but she like it stay in to see if i c.um

2006-09-19 16:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by no need to report me i did it 2 · 0 0

dropped my trousers for a ********, when my dog licked me!

2006-09-19 16:40:37 · answer #6 · answered by DAVID E 1 · 0 0

trow up, and virgin sex

2006-09-19 16:40:08 · answer #7 · answered by for_runner0 2 · 0 0

Poop

2006-09-19 16:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♥RN♥ 4 · 0 0

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