how do i bacome a spy?

Question

i want to be a spy when i get older but i dont kow how what do u think i should do.

Answer 1

Stop advertising yourself on the internet.

Answer 2

Start by peeking in neighbor's windows, sell what you see to the local paper. After you get that down, you can start wearing black hoodies, sunglasses, and speaking in tongues. People will distance themselves from you and your reputation will build and build as you gather up pieces of information about everyone around you. Your reflexes will take on a life of their own and you'll begin to understand animals and metal objects. You'll grow older and wiser, and school will become a joke as your abilities pass even those of a fictional british spy character made famous by Hollywood elites. Rich and powerful people will be at your employ as you build a name for yourself as the most reclusive and brilliant spy the world has ever seen. Soon you will have billions at your disposal and an army of men to challenge even that of the US and former Soviet Republic combined. You'll be elected intergalactic space station commando extraordinaire for a life term and rule on high, at the top of Kilimanjaro, riding a pink horse with a sceptre made of pure titanium with a cherry on top, and your name emboldened using only the finest gold in the world.

Or you can always watch those Harriet the Spy movies and investigate your brother's underwear for the missing link.

Answer 3

First, make sure you get good grades in school, and learn everything you can.

This is especially true about political science.

Make sure you stay fit. Exercise and make other healthy choices.

Avoid illegal activities. Don't smoke pot, get caught drinking alcohol, or any of those other things that would get you labeled a "bad kid".

Once you're in college, contact the state department and ask them for advice for college students that want to work at the state department when finished. Or contact the CIA and NSA directly.

Answer 4

The steps to become a good canidate:

A. Keep it to yourself.
B. Don't do drugs.
C. Do good in school.
D. Go to college. Join ROTC. Specialize in Military Intelligence.

E. Join the FBI or CIA.

Otherwise major in something in college like Criminal Justice, Surveillance, or likewise

Answer 5

First learn and master a foriegn language that would benefit your country. Then finish college, then we'll talk.

Answer 6

First learn to spell

Answer 7

Start by learning to spell....

Answer 8

by eating bacom.........