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Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally.
Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local
government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behaviour with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand."
Keep your British identity strong.
Fly the your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.
Demand a local country driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in
Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.
Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits,non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any other country in the world except right here in the UKFor we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too scared to"offend" anyone.

2006-09-19 09:09:35 · 10 answers · asked by Monkeyboy 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

10 answers

Kudos to you brother!!

2006-09-19 10:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0 1

That is precisely what ex-pat Westerners do when they live abroad!!! In my life overseas I have met so many North Americans and Brits that have done exactly as you mentioned. They live overseas, demand that things are done exactly the way they are at home, complain when they aren't, never bother to learn the local language and protest and criticise the government of the country in which they are residing.

I am tired and frustrated by all the anti-immigration slurs I've read recently written by people, such as yourself, who clearly don't know a damn thing about it.

Have you ever lived overseas? Doubtful. If you had, you wouldn't be so disgustingly closed-minded. And you might even have found yourself doing all those things that you so mightily criticise sitting up there on your non-experienced high horse.

2006-09-19 16:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by Friz 2 · 2 0

And it will also never happen because those (unlike the UK and the US) are third world countries. They are not governed by "laws" as we are and they would probably kill you on the spot for such behavior. Unfortunately our countries laws are a bit light,,,but without them life would not be the way it is today.

2006-09-19 16:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by vdubbchick 4 · 1 0

Ummm it can happen in one other country I know of. The US. Here if you sneak in illegally, people call those who correctly refer to you as an "illegal alien" as bigots. Here if you sneak in you get free medical care, free college tuition (legal residents pay, you get it free), you can sue doctors and hospitals if they don't have a translator who speaks your language when you show up there, etc. Pretty much everything you said, and more, in fact.

So, in other words, I feel your pain. We got the same idiots on the left in America who don't get it, just like some elements of your government.

2006-09-19 16:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Although I tend to be on the very liberal side of things with regards to immigration, as in I don't believe in any restrictions whatsoever to people coming to the UK for work, I unfortunately have to agree with your very valid point. Understand that these Countries are still run by tribal and familial hierarchy, ie..they are far far behind the UK in their approaches to "the other". Also understand that they have enough trouble catering for their own people as a result of corruption. You're argument reminds me of another person who's general views I did not like but came out with similar thoughts. That person was the late Pym Forteyn ( unsure of spelling) from a far right party in the Netherlands who was shot to death in a car park. He stated that Islam is a backwards religion and people that wish to move to western europe have to understand this or forget coming here. Personally I would say that Islam although as forward or progressive as Christianity in theory is harboured within CULTURES that are undoubtedly backwards/pre-indusrtial in nature. Our politicians are as you say PC mad and afraid to offend, however, would you like them to be as ignorant and unenlightened as their counterparts in the countries you mention...I doubt it. A qoute that JC supposedly said was " love thy neighbour as I have loved you"...well lets do that and show these archaic Muslims who consider us all to be "infadels" that in moral philosophy and ethics at least, we are Centuries in front.........In conlusion, we cant have it all ways and I would rather live here with all its PC crap than there with their honour killings etc. We can accept ...they cant...AND WE SHOULD SIMPLY BE PROUD OF THAT.

2006-09-19 16:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by NoGodsPlease 2 · 0 1

Maybe a few of us should get together and go try it, someone is going to one day and lets see what happens then.

2006-09-19 18:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Amen! Hey, we're starting to get that garbage in the States too. I feel your pain.

2006-09-19 16:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0 2

You do make a valid point, but I fear you'll get hosed for this question

2006-09-19 16:12:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i applaud you mate,good point,that's exactly what they do ,why cant these **** politicians help us out on one thing ,and get the illegal immigrants out

2006-09-19 16:14:08 · answer #9 · answered by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 · 0 2

You and I both know there is no way on this earth it would.!!!!!I

2006-09-19 16:18:32 · answer #10 · answered by renclrk 7 · 0 2

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