How often are you witty?

Question

♥I get lucky every once in a while..... ;)

Answer 1

There is no way to say this without coming off as bragging. I do feel that I am a very witty person, but I have run into some people on here that make me look silly by comparison. I must respect them, for wit and sarcasm like that doesn't grow on trees!

Answer 2

Well, there's always the time when I get lucky with a witty comment, but I'm often awkward.

Answer 3

I feel pretty and witty and bright! Oh Yeah. Jobu is a witty little creature at times. Luck comes up and bites me in the butt every once in a while.

Cheers to the witty ones!

Answer 4

I thought you were asking about wit and not our love lifes. Are you saying you only feel witty when you get lucky or you only get lucky when you are witty? As for me, I am a half-wit, half wit and half whatever. I used to be a dim wit but then I lightened up.

Answer 5

I get lucky 2 out of three

Answer 6

Yarrr,honestly I'm probably not nearly as witty as I think I am. but if ye don't like me wit,ye must walk the plank into the briney deep,or suffer wi' the rest of the scurvy dogs down below deck.Yarrr

Answer 7

I'm very often witty, especially here where I have plenty of time to dream up something clever and spontaneous to say.

Answer 8

the question is how often am I not witty! I drive my friends crazy!

Answer 9

I try to be witty on my alter ego.....where is Jimbo today? Is the Queeny of England still asleep?

Answer 10

When the moon and Neptune form a mystical alignment with sun every few thousand years or so.