The best place to hid a leaf is in a forest. Birds of a feather flock together. Needle in a haystack. Never met a man I didn't like.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
As long as there are tests there will be prayer in school.
My friends have a favorite: slip into something more comfortable like a coma. What are your favorite sayings?
2006-09-19 08:42:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
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2006-09-19 08:45:04 · update #1
My parents favorite: I am wasteing my time on you! Are you listening?
Why do they hollar if it seems like a waste of time? How can you not hear them?
2006-09-19 08:55:17 · update #2
I have so many....
Never run with scissors
One good turn gets most of the blankets
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious
Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff
If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids
Etc etc etc
2006-09-20 08:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by Frax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes a word to the wise but a whole dictionary for fools. Mama Day by Gloria Naylor
2006-09-19 15:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by Laughing Libra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one my grandpappy used to say:
That's about as useful as a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake.
2006-09-19 15:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by Granny Haggedy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're getting a bit 'broad in the beam'!
2006-09-19 15:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To every monkey his swing. (I guess it means to each his own or something.)
2006-09-19 15:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by pinacoladasundae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's always something!
2006-09-19 15:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No good deed goes un-punished!"
2006-09-19 16:53:53 · answer #7 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋