He strapped 50,000 tons of dynamite to his back and parachuted into New Orleans and blew up the levees. He personally destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, started the Civil War because Abraham Lincoln wanted to free black people. He also started the War of the Roses, and is now training alligators in Florida to attack black people. It is his desire to end the world. I know for a fact that on June 28, 2008, at precisely 22:00:00 Bush is going to launch a nuclear attack on San Francisco, in the hopes that California will finally vote for a Republican President. After that, he will retire to his ranch in Texas, where he will finally meet with Cindy Sheehan, and she will conceive his love child. When he finally dies, he will join Louie Farrakan and Elijah Mohommed in their spaceship that is circling the earth.
2006-09-19 08:30:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Ha Ha Charade You Are...I missed that. Hmmm...CNN, CBS, and ABC are falling down on the job...GREAT POINT.
2006-09-19 10:11:49 · update #1
LOL, I heard the death of Steve Irwin was caused by him as well.
Point taken.
2006-09-19 09:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ha Ha Charade You Are................... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! If you listen to some of the people here you'd think that he is.
I love the part where Cindy Sheehan conceives Bush's love child!!
2006-09-19 15:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by Sean 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, when bad things happen, people need to blame someone and it sure isn't going to be themselves. New Orleans knew they needed to enforce those levees, but did the mayor start working on any of that? NOOOOOOOOOOOO So, it was GW's fault. blah blah blah
Frankly, I'm sick of hearing it.
2006-09-19 15:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by MiMi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one busy man!! No wonder Americans are complaining about him...I'm going to be afraid if some goon believes any of this btw.
2006-09-19 15:35:22 · answer #4 · answered by spunkyshell2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but he's a royal F-up. There is no doubt about that. He'll be a three legged goat in his next life.
2006-09-19 15:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by idontknow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stubbed my toe yesterday. No doubt an attempt by Bush to spite me for not voting for him.
2006-09-19 15:46:25 · answer #6 · answered by Special nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is some imagination you have there...according to most people in this country he is single cause of everything wrong in their lives and in the world...personal responsibility is long gone...
2006-09-19 15:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by pstod 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! you do realize of course that some will look at this as fact and there will be a question in Answers!!!
2006-09-19 15:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by bereal1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you crazy? I'm not trying to be rude but it is humanly impossible for any one person to have done all those things.
2006-09-19 15:40:09 · answer #9 · answered by Julie B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be true, I read it right here on Al Gore's internet!
2006-09-19 15:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋