If I were King of the World, here is what I would stand for: 1. The Death Penalty for all terrorists, and for the worst murderers; 2. Abortion is legal in the first trimester; 3. Anybody who makes more than $300K per year gets taxed 30%, a million a year gets taxed 50% and up and up; 4. Anybody who makes less than 100K per year pays no taxes; 4a. No person is allowed to make more than One Billion Dollars per year. If they do, they are to be publicly flogged with a mackerel 5. Illegal immigrants are thrown out immediately and returned back to their country, unless they can prove with clear and convincing evidence that they have been in this country for more than 5 years; 6. Gigantic walls to be built around every country; 7. Oil from the middle east is banned. Let them drown in the desert, no more strangle hold on the rest of the world; 8. Religion will be fine, but any religious holidays during the work week will be automatically moved over to the weekend.
2006-09-19 08:15:52 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Also, I will add a new day to the week. So now there are 8 days in the week. The 8th day will be called PerflunkerDay because it sounds funny. It will be a part of the weekend, so now everybody gets three days off. Beer drinking will be encouraged on Perflunker Day.
2006-09-19 08:17:39 · update #1
For the tree hugging PETA people out there, the Mackerel in 4a. would already be dead (of natural causes).
2006-09-19 08:21:16 · update #2
You had me until 4a. I am afraid of PETA and using a mackerel would be cruelty.
As for #6, would you be using a catapult to launch illegal immigrants over walls? Would this be televised?
2006-09-19 08:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by jb_cpq 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't in any respect vote for a king. A king seizes capacity with an iron fist - he would not take a seat around and wait to be elected. i could help all and sundry who has the guile and rigidity of character to alter into king as long as they act like a suitable king. good success my liege.
2016-12-15 10:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no dude abortion is bad...tsk tsk. did you know that a form of partial birth abortion is just stabbing a scissors through the babies head before its all the way out? thats fricken discusting and inhumane. i fricken better not get reported for telling truth
2006-09-19 08:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by Gdawg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. You make George Bush sound like a genius! Keep your day job, if you have one.
2006-09-19 08:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no such title as king of the word! miss world or universe maybe! join first so we could vote you miss photogenic!
2006-09-19 08:33:50 · answer #5 · answered by lisette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r sooooooooooooo FUNNY dude ... if u change 5 to just throwing there asses out REGARDLESS of how many yrs they been here u get my vote ..... =0)
2006-09-19 08:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with some of your ideas but wouldn't vote for you.
2006-09-19 08:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by Dan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Sorry.
2006-09-19 08:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by FairyGirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, sure. All right.
How much worse could you possibly make it?
2006-09-19 08:21:46 · answer #9 · answered by Sugarface 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I will not vote for you .....
2006-09-19 08:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by RedCloud_1998 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋