Chauvinist comment about YOUR country ???

Question

I'm interested in seeing little witty but highly "Chauvinist" comment about your country, sex, race, etc.:

Nature: Country
My country: United Kingdom
Comment 1: Nope, we're NOT God ........... we're British (the next best thing)
Comment 2: Punctuality is the politeness of British
Comment 3: Courtesy is not dead - it's merely taken refuge in Great Britain

Answer 1

we don't look after our own people just every other nation who chooses to smuggle themselves here

Answer 2

I'm from the uk too, you forgot we are all frigid!
(I just dont like being late, ok?)