2006-09-19 07:15:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am glad u ask this question :)
I remember of IT like it was yesterday (and it was 10 yrs ago already!).
I was in Thailand with my best friend, we were doing an around the world trip after we graduated at university.
In Thailand the food was so good, I was constantly eating soup, noodles and oysters.
Once I even ate a full meal on that awful train that goes from bangkock to chang-mai. We had dinner on the train and then we slpept on the couchette, and that's when we realised that the train was invaded by giant couckrouches.
After a week I had tried everything u can possibly eat in thailand I I was constipated.
My mate instead was not eating much bcs he's quite difficult with eating, sleeping or doodying when he's not at home (no he's not gay).
Once back at the hotel I finally realised that the "creature" inside me was ready for delivery.
I went to the toilet where I spent the worst 45 seconds of my life.
I looked at the results of my pain and I saw this long green brownish snake rolled and twisted on itself like the cord of a sailing yatch.
I was about to try to flush the monster away then I had a better idea .... shut the cover of the wc and leave it there, then wait for my friend to run into him. And so I did, wouldn't u?
I went back to the bedroom witha big smile on my face.
After a moment my mate went to the toilet, I put the volume of the tv down and start listening if I could hear anything of their encounter.....
"AARGH !" ..... there we go they finally met :)
10 yrs later I still laugh to tears when I ask my friend what he thought when he met the monster of Thailand.
Him he doesn't laugh at all ! And he still doesn't want to admit if he throw up or not but Ihis face turns green and he feels nauseous sick. He is clearly bothered of talking about it . HAHAHA! LOL :))
2006-09-20 22:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by itablok 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three times round the bowl and pointy at both ends.
It took 11 flushes to clear it, which wasted approx. 220 litres of water, it could be the most environmentally unfriendly turd ever.
2006-09-20 06:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ichi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A couple of inches.
2006-09-19 20:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as your weener hehe
2006-09-19 14:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not much.!
2006-09-19 20:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋