Especially the soft, warm type.
2006-09-19 07:04:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ Fast Food
Oh, it's wrong for sure...AND YET SO RIGHT!!!
2006-09-19 07:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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I think the problem here is just that you are sexy. The only explanation for this kind of phenomenon is extreme sexiness.
Try performing some brain surgery on a cat. Just score the skull with a razor of some sort, and hit it with a tap hammer, it will open right up like a coconut. Remove the brain, and replace with, lets say, a brick of cheese. The cat will then regain consciousness and be an unlimited source of cheese, 100% getting rid of whatever is waking you up.
See, sometimes there are 'beings' present with you. The reason for this is lack of cheese. So sometimes the cat will eat the cheese, but then he'll have to perform his own brain surgery.
Also, this type of thing can happen if you have AIDS. Of course, there is a greater risk for big fat doo doo heads to get AIDS than it is for a normal person. Sir, i do believe you might be a big fat doo doo head. Meaning, you may have AIDS, there is about a 100% chance that you have AIDS. But this shouldnt be anything to worry about. AIDS is curable by eating a cat that has cheese for a brain. Although cheese is toxic to humans and birds, eating it will kill you. So I would give you a word of advice. Eat the cats cheese brain, then call him a big fat doo doo head. You will then die, and be reincarnated into the cats body. Once this happens, perform brain surgery, and put a piece of Corvette in the cats head. Then eat the cheese, and you will die and be healthy in your normal body, the body of a bird, of course.
Now, if you wish to keep AIDS, just go eat a piece of the moon and you should be fine within 1.53-1.54 seconds.
Hope this helped!
2006-09-21 18:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by ADX 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if they're the neighborhood troll.
I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist. actually, your question reminds me of a pretty cool story one of my best friends related to me many years ago....
Back in our teen years, we were all into firearms and air rifles. We were generally responsible with them. We never used them to actually shoot at people or animals, just targets. BUT, there was this one house where my friend lived in Elmira, NY, that had an old guy living there. One night during Christmas vacation, he and a couple of friends all took their Daisy air rifles, loaded with cal .177 darts, and positioned themselves behind the bushes at the sidewalk in front of the guy's house. In perfect sequence, they fired at the front door... BAP, BAP, BAP! From the inside of the house, it sounded exactly like KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK! on the door!
So, the old guy answers the door, and seeing nobody there, he figures it was "Ding-dong ditch" and closes the door. By then, the kids had already re-loaded. The INSTANT that door closed, they fired again! KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK! So the guy whips open the door, and there's NO ONE THERE! He closes it again, and before his hand is off the knob, KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! He throws the door open, totally confused as to how anyone can knock and run that fast! He never thought to look at the front of the door. If he had, he would've seen the darts stuck in the wood. This went on for about a half hour, until the kids ran out of darts.
The next night they came back, prepared to have fun at the poor guy's expense with new darts, and as they approach the house, nailed to the door is a brand-new dartboard with a red ribbon on top, a coffee can with all of the previous night's darts inside, and a note that says, "Merry Christmas, kids. Have fun!"
Just thought you might get a kick out of that.
2006-09-19 07:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. you should have a little respect for the elderly. Would you like someone to do that to your granparents? Some of them wont be here much longer and shouldnt be subjected to the humiliation of stomping out flaming dog doo. Try doing it to younger people. they have the energy to get really mad and rant and rave about it for all to see.
2006-09-23 03:59:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You won't get to level 2 asking stupid questions.
2006-09-22 11:29:59 · answer #5 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,you evil git...especially if they have no shoes on
2006-09-19 07:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is that a fast food question? Anyway, how would you like it?
2006-09-19 13:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is actually pretty funny, but remember that turn-about it fair play....
2006-09-19 07:12:14 · answer #8 · answered by clubhousemgr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you go around doing mean things like that, you are not "da man", you are "da a**hole"
2006-09-19 08:49:33 · answer #9 · answered by momcat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes.
2006-09-19 07:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by Fiona M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋