2006-09-19 06:55:53 · 6 answers · asked by smart@$$ 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
GOD?!?!?! I'm talking about the guy I hired to take care of my LAWN, not god!!!!!!!!
jesus gonzalas!!!!!
2006-09-19 07:03:36 · update #1
A joke huh? Anyway, questions about Jesus, or Questions designed to convert or recruit people to Jesus (or even away from Jesus for that matter)are simply a waste of time. Ditto for being "saved" or trying to clarify minute points of scripture when there are so many different interpretations and editions of text. People have already decided for the most part if they believe in the fiction written in the bible. People who feel God talks to them have psychological problems because hearing voices is a psychological illness. All the major world religions have issues like this.
2006-09-20 07:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like you hate yourself too. You have to learn to love yourself before you can love anyone else. It also sounds like you are a very ignorant person and an ignorant person never care to listen so how would you know about God to learn to love him. Maybe if you try listening, you will know why everyone loves him so much. God bless you, bud.
2006-09-19 14:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by killerlegs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And every year toward the end of December, all those plastic and light up "salutes" to him for having done such a "great job" mowing and or snow-removal!
Geeez...
2006-09-19 14:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a chill pill and take the rest of the day off. You have too much negative energy flow.
2006-09-19 14:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by college kid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it the fault of Jesus that you have to cut the lawn or his fault for allowing it to grow.... or both?
2006-09-19 13:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he has interesting facial hair.
2006-09-19 13:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by Briar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋