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2006-09-19 05:44:17 · 33 answers · asked by Dr.Feelgood 5 in Politics & Government Politics

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Theory of Evolution is the only scientific explanation out there on how we evolved. That is that! And it seems to me, by judging some of the answers on this board you will have an easier convincing a monkey. Plus we have found the missing link: Bush!!
Here is proof:
http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/286886512

2006-09-19 06:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I don't like bananas myself. Lots of other animals eat bananas, not just monkeys. I can't think of one right now, but I'm sure there is one.

2006-09-19 05:48:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The better question is if humans evolved from apes then why are there still apes~!
we eat bananas because it's food! and it's good for you!
I eat sunflower seeds does that men i evolved from a bird!?
lol
Mad luv

2006-09-19 05:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

If we did evolve from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?

If all we are is monkeys, shouldn't real monkeys be suing for equal oppurtunity in the workplace?

2006-09-19 05:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I saw a monkey eat a brownie, does that mean he evolved from us. That is a real smart question. Stick to serving lunch in the high school cafeteria....

2006-09-19 05:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by I am Jared From Subway 3 · 2 1

Monkeys evolved from humans. Humans are just too stupid to realize we are instinct.

2006-09-19 06:19:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I never believed human evolve from monkeys. That is, until I found you.

2006-09-19 05:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by septiant 3 · 0 1

Good one, there. You've settled the debate once and for all.

By the way, timmy, I am a lawyer and I don't think you are a canabilistic pig because you eat bacon.

I hope you don' t need a lawyer anytime soon with that attitude, though!

2006-09-19 05:54:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

I saw a squirrel skiing. Does that mean the squirrel evolved from an Olympian?

2006-09-19 05:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by El Pistolero Negra 5 · 1 0

And how come we still have tails!
No really, some babies are born with tails.
They are cut off at birth by the doctor.
I'm not talkin' about some kid near a nuclear reactor or some siamese twin weird thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tail

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=8684345

2006-09-19 05:49:30 · answer #10 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 0 0

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