2006-09-19 05:29:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ Other - Football
Yeah, dude... Here's what you do: when your heading down the pitch, fall on the ball. Just fall on top of it. When youre on the ground, put your chin on the ball and stand up. If you dont get kicked in the face first, run the other way (toward your goalie) and drop your knickers. Do a full circle around your goalie and then drop the ball. Kick it out of bounds to the North side of the field and then ask your goalie to trade you shirts because he shouldn't be the only one on the field who gets to wear a cool, different coloured shirt. When he takes his shirt off, give him a tittietwister and go eat some orange wedges and take a break. You deserve it!!!!!!
2006-09-19 05:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend plays soccer ill ask him and hes REALLY GOOD ill get back to u
2006-09-19 05:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by blondebeachbum77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HERE'S A GOOD TRICK.....PULL YOUR LOWER LIP OVER YOUR HEAD AND SWALLOW. SOCCER SUCKS.
2006-09-19 06:17:26 · answer #3 · answered by SCOTT J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do. but it'll be hard to explain over the internet. I've got msn, email me at ingredientxband@yahoo.co.uk if you have anyquestions
2006-09-19 05:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by cominatcha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋