I work in a natural foods store, so of course, I sometimes end up talking with customers about their health issues. Not too long ago, a customer was telling me that he didn't eat red meat, but that his cholesterol was high.When I asked him why his cholesterol was so high since he didn't eat red meat, he laughed and told me that it was from performing o**l sex. The customer was a 70-year-old man, so not only was his remark inappropriate, it was disgusting! I then told him that he was nasty and then walked away.
2006-09-19 05:15:08 · 8 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
I was working in the childrens department at my job and I have this man come up to me and as me "do you have nipples?" and he looked at my chest and then was like "bottle nipples I mean" and gave me this weird smirk. I sent him all the way to the back of the store out by our garden center to look for them.
2006-09-19 05:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by Han Solo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I worked in a record store I had an elderly customer complain that they didn't make 78 records anymore. I said those had been discontined around 1950 or so and were collector's items.
Then he complained that there were no record albums that we had in albums. I said that with the advent of the Long Playing record in 1948, the need to have ten songs on five records was gone and all the tunes were on one disk.
Then he said what ever happened to Benny Goodman and I told him that he had died a month earlier, although we still has his records available for sale.
He then asked if I knew what a Big Band was. I took him to our Bib Bad section (even titles as such) to show what we had.
He just turned and walked away
2006-09-19 05:29:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lady brought back a calculator with the big number display because she said it didn't work. I looked at the calculator, and saw that she had not removed the plastic numbers on top of the display window...I pulled off the sticker and showed her the calculator did indeed work! ......
here's your sign!
2006-09-19 05:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In a part-time job selling ice creams from a mobile van a woman asked me if I washed my hands when I go to the toilet. I told her of course I did, after all I wouldn't want to get ice cream on it.
2006-09-19 05:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by cooperman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is nasty ewwwww. im into the food biz (kinda like retail) we get people all the time that try and return food with their own hair in it, trying to get a free meal. One time a lady said there was a finger nail in her wine. She didn't realize that the polish on it matched her own!!!
2006-09-19 05:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by chef_q_c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I install flooring and had a drunken customer move around on the floor with me the whole time I was working in their home
2006-09-19 05:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
someone brought a product from another shop facing me and demanded that i change it needless to say i told her to f of
2006-09-19 05:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by tinkerbell 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes, that is retail for you......take it with a grain of salt.......One customer gave me his business card and asked me to meet him in his hotel room.......I was alot younger and looked even younger.....of course I said thanks, but no thanks........
2006-09-19 05:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋