A few questions I came up with while drinking last night...?

Question

1.What is the most gross thing youve ever eaten?
2.Have you ever been so drunk you dont remember driving?
3. Have you ever stoled money?
4.When is the last time you went to church?
5. Have you ever threw up threw your nose?
6. Have you ever been caught masterbating? If so by whom?
7.What is the thing you wish for most for yourself?

I know they are pretty stupid but Iam looking forward to the answers to a few of them.

Answer 1

1. Boudin (spelling) it's a blood sausage made in South Louisiana.
2. I'm a recovering alcoholic, I've been so drunk I didn't remember last week
3. Yes, enough said
4. Late summer 1995, there was a woman in a Sunday School class who stood up one morning and made the announcement that sinners had no right to sully the church with their presence and should be run out of town. I ain't been back since.
5. Good God no!
6. Yeah, by a college roommate
7. An affectionate, supportive, caring woman, I've been single and celibate for six years.

Answer 2

1.What is the most gross thing youve ever eaten?
accidently ate my sons poop stuck under my fingernails after changing his diaper.

2.Have you ever been so drunk you dont remember driving?
unfortunately yes

3. Have you ever stoled money?
i am now if u count not doing anything on company time

4.When is the last time you went to church?
xmas 2000

5. Have you ever threw up threw your nose?
yep

6. Have you ever been caught masterbating? If so by whom?
lesbian roommate walked into bathroom, blew the moment

7.What is the thing you wish for most for yourself?
be content in all situations

Answer 3

1. Dog
2. No
3. Yes
4. 7 months
5. Yes
6. No
7. To win the Lottery just once

Answer 4

1. My ex
2. Don't drink and drive!
3. Yes $40 while drunk
4. I went to church Sunday before last
5. No
6. Yes, my ex got pissed because I woke her up.
7. Painless death

Answer 5

1. Patricia, but I was really drunk
2. Yes, I think . . . I was pretty wasted
3. Yes, but not this century
4. Friend's funeral in 1995
5. Yeah, thanks for reminding me
6. Most recently my wife
7. Either find work or hit the lottery
. . . prefer the lottery, as it would make things go more smoothly

Answer 6

1. Cat food on a dare
2. unfortunately yes
3. No
4. it's been a few years
5. i don't think so,
6. no, but i've let a lucky few watch ;)
7. happiness and peace of mind

Answer 7

1. hospital food
2. I don't drink and drive
3. yes from my mom. I was a bad kid
4. about a yr. ago
5. not yet
6. not that I'm aware of. I pray not anyway
7. to be a great mom and wife always

Answer 8

dirt
every day
yup and went to jail
last year
yup yesterday
no I'm good at being sneeky but know I don't care who see's
education

Answer 9

1.nothing so far
2.no
3.yes
4.9 years
5.no
6.no
7.to get in shape and be a size 0 again

Answer 10

1. green olive
2. yea
3. nope
4. may
5. nope
6. nope
7. happiness for the rest of my life