She couldn't consider that cheating on my diet as long as I don't actually eat the ice cream bar, do you agree?
2006-09-19 04:58:10 · 16 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oral is cheating!!!! Shove it up your ***!!!
2006-09-19 05:01:29 · answer #1 · answered by sasha 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Its really not cheating unless you are in love with the other person. Otherwise its the same as master bating, only with someone else there, and they are helping you out. When in doubt, rationalize it out 100%. Is shaking hands cheating? What about taking care of yourself in the shower and thinking about another chick? What about if some chick gave you a back rub? You like getting a back rub right? You also like getting a BJ too? Whats the difference? Both involve someone else touching you. And really, think about it. If you are inside a condom, you are not really inside this chick, so see, you never really penetrate this chick, the condom does, you just happen to be inside of it.
Oh just one thing to consider, if you have these rules, your wife has the same rules too.
2006-09-19 05:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by jeff the drunk 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What do u mean by "ice cream bar"? btw if i could i would have awarded your q as best. but u just lost 5 points.
thanks 4 the points!
2006-09-19 05:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by niceguy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2006-09-19 05:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by Sexy-n-Hot 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't know(never had to diet).
But you're still consuming a restricted food. Shame on you! It'll go straight to your thighs! You don't want your wife to call you "thunder thighs" do you? Well,fatty,do you?
Just kidding.
2006-09-19 05:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by L.T. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it depend were the ice cream bar was. You have a great day
2006-09-19 05:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree, but you should also roll your tongue on the tip of it, I dont think thats cheating either.
2006-09-19 05:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.♥ Krasinski 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you get it in your mouth, it is cheating! If you have it on your mind and get it in your hand ,it is cheating!
2006-09-19 05:02:19 · answer #8 · answered by unforgettable_1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! What if some melts in your mouth? Are you going to spit it out?
2006-09-19 05:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by Trixie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is cheating.
2006-09-19 05:01:18 · answer #10 · answered by mizsinister 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup!
2006-09-19 05:01:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋