I have a huge problem explaining why my cat "George W" is gay. It really upsets my republican friends. I think he taunts me with his gayness and only does it for the shock factor.
2006-09-19 04:56:03 · 24 answers · asked by Karrien Sim Peters 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Take him to church - they seem to have all the answers regarding homosexuality. You know, they are all professors in genetics.
Just make sure to bring some hard candies that he can unwrap the whole service time so he can drive all the kids that were forced to go to church insane.
lol
2006-09-19 10:28:55 · answer #1 · answered by Vita 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the biggest crisis in your life right now is how to stop your gay cat from showing his gayness, you need a hobby.
2006-09-21 13:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Phedre D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in a cat carrier with a miniature TV and turn it to the 700 Club. He'll either come out puking hairballs or saying "Amen and Praise the Lord!" I think I'd prefer to clean up the hairballs.
2006-09-19 05:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
You know what's funny? (don't know if this is a real question or not but regardless...) Is that homosexuality has run in nature and animals and other human cultures (that are excepting, mind you), for generations. But, our culture in (America), has banned something that is in fact a form of being natural. It isn't deviant and by all means not a disease, (LOL what a joke).
2006-09-19 05:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Bailey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you think your kitty is just trying to taunt you, then pretend that you accept him unconditionally and maybe he'll quit.
Why not get him a nice tom cat to keep him company?
2006-09-19 05:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by Mark 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep! That's on Out & Proud cat ya got there!
2006-09-20 20:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe all your Republican friends could pray over him or get Dubya to lay hands upon him.
Tammi Dee
2006-09-19 06:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am not entirely sure what the heck you are talking about, but if its to make fun of George W, thats halar. Oh, and ps...... IS that U in the pic? If it is, thats disgusting!!!!
2006-09-19 05:17:45 · answer #8 · answered by arielsalom33 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe your cat would really prefer to be a donkey?
2006-09-19 05:26:57 · answer #9 · answered by Augusta B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know what you mean, My sister had to babysit my dog while I was out of town for 1 month.. She said my dog taught her dog to be a lesbian, (I think they just fell in love) Anyway my dog did teach her dog to drink out of the toilet....The rest was fate..
2006-09-19 05:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋