Last night my Jellyfish took a crap in my neighbors yard and I didn't have a bag, so I left it there. Well as I was walking away my neighbor came out and started yelling profanities at us, well my jellyfish got angry and started to attack my neighbor, thats when my neighbors Koala came out to break it up and my jellyfish stabbed him. The Koala is the hospital but should make it. Now my Jellyfish is facing jail time. What should I do? Is there any Lawyers out there that will represent Jellyfish?
2006-09-19 04:41:46 · 12 answers · asked by ummm. 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
This is not a joke. This is a young jellyfish's life we are talking about here.
2006-09-19 04:56:52 · update #1
I don't know any lawyers but I know the Ocean is a big place and it may be a good place for him to lay low for awhile. Just till this all blows over.
p.s. thanks for the best answers bro.
2006-09-19 05:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by y u n v ME?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow things are getting nutty there in Bikini Bottom huh? Take 'em all out to the krusty krab for some nice crab patties and all will be forgiven
2006-09-19 11:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OHHHHH! Who lives in pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Ready???
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Sponge bob Squarepaaants!!!
HAHAHAHAH!
2006-09-19 12:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by ally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a Spongebob sequel.
2006-09-19 11:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by cfoxwell99 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how old is this jelly fish, if he is under 18 then he can be trialed as a juvenile, he will just receive a slap on the wrist
2006-09-19 11:50:25 · answer #5 · answered by enigma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask Spongebob, I think the same thing happened to him with Squidward.
Good LUCK!
2006-09-19 11:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow you had a wicked dream last night
2006-09-19 11:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
People are so retarted, but I believe you. Its not that hard on jelly fish in prison, the rape rates are much lower, and ***** that peice of s.hit koala, glad to hear it if he dies...
2006-09-19 14:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, mon, whatever. Pass the doobie.
2006-09-19 13:00:57 · answer #9 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having a wild dream aren't you?
2006-09-19 11:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by couchP56 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋