How should I spend the extra money?

Question

I am feeling rather rich now that all the gas company executives have made enough to buy their summer homes, and have decided to grant us peons with some savings! How should I spend it?

new sex toys?
shopping spree @ Victorias Secret?
satin sheets?
enlargen my porn library?
a couple of sexy black dresses?
or better yet..... a decked out shiny new 10 speed bike so I can not only work on those 'leg muscles', I can tell them all to Kiss My A**!!

Answer 1

Now now brazenone,lets not be so harsh,I mean how do you expect these poor bastards to survive when they only make just a measly 10.2 BILLION on only their 1st quarter earnings.I mean who can live on that income! Unlike us lucky ones who have to work three jobs between the wife and myself just to make ends meet? Heck I think we should think about setting up a Christmas club for them so their children can have a few presents.........

Now as far as your questions,I suggest to squash the bike,just go and tell them to kiss your a s s anytime you want.As for the rest,how about I chip in a little? This way you can spend a little extra for your shopping spree at Victoria's Secret and if you happen to have a couple of $$$ left over, you can get that one special sex toy :):):)

Answer 2

I think I would save the money!! Its hard telling what they will raise the price of next. Probably the price of sex toys!!

Answer 3

save it for this winter, when they raise the price of natural gas. (On the other hand, you can never have too many sex toys...)

Answer 4

Enlarge your porn library, of course, there is never any better investment than education :-)

Answer 5

Get a bick than that way you can show your butt to every car driver that see it way up in the air

Answer 6

it's only a ploy so they can raise it later, save the money.

Answer 7

don't ask us.you knew better what you like