The messages I am getting from my lifestyle consultant are very mixed at the moment.
He knows that dinosaurs used to eat stones to hgelp with their digestion and thinks I should do the same.
I think he is full of crap and I have hurt him with nipple-cripples on the two occasions he has suggested it now, but I am starting to believe him.
Do, what is the recommended daily allowance for eating gravel, and does it count as one of my six vegetables?
2006-09-19 00:18:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Only pea gravel counts as your serving of vegetables.It's entirely possible that your friend meant birds not dinosaurs as birds have gizzards.You need to give him a nipple cripple with both hands AND have a friend give him a chinese burn at the same time.I've been writing letters every day to the FDA to make masonry supply companies put the RDA on gravel packages.Oddly enough outside three guys in white suits and a shirt with sleeves that tie in the back,I've heard nothing further from them.I just eat enough to fill me up each meal and PRAY that I'm getting enough.Don't bother with fruity pebbles or cocoa pebbles.It's a scam dude.
Who knows what would happen without enough gravel in my diet.
2006-09-19 00:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by joecseko 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hmm...this is a tough one for me since I'm not all that up on nutrition like I should be. I would think gravel does count as a vegetable serving, simply because it can't be too tasty, unless maybe you mix it with some dressing or some spices. The recommended daily allowance? Well, maybe half a cup I suppose, I'll have to research that one.
2006-09-19 07:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO :-)
One handful gravel = 1.6 vegetables according to the FDA Recommended Daily Allowence
2006-09-19 07:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by yuntaa_dba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ram the gravel down your consultants throat.
2006-09-19 07:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck, Ichi, he would be getting multiple nipple cripples from me along with some indian sunburn. Now that hurts!
2006-09-19 07:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by badgurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your should start out on pebbles and work your way up to gravel....
2006-09-19 07:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but do u see any dinosaurs walking around...maybe thats why they r extinct.....why dont u just try some vitamins instead
2006-09-19 08:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by trxr4kdz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ...i think take 500 gms of gravel ...with lots of water ..probably 10 lts ... enjoy ^-^
2006-09-19 07:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by RAINGIRL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat that much which is enough for us to get rid of old da... dirty questions
2006-09-19 08:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a yard
2006-09-19 07:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋