lol i had surgery on thursday and i forgot to do my honors history homework and i had liek forever to do it but i blow it off whats a good escuse thats not in the book? lol i need some funny ones! make them silly lol
2006-09-18 18:39:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
i'm sick
2006-09-18 18:41:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Anything involving ninjas is usually pretty funny. e.g. "i really did my homework but i was walking home from the library when a band of 6 ninjas attacked me from the north, and they wanted to go fisticuffs, somewhere amidst the scuffle my homework was destroyed by a Katina sword. and my leg was broken again. Baring another ninja attack i should have my homework in by the end of the week.
I once told a teacher i had "walking pneumonia" and it isn't contagious but I'll have it for months, so i could sleep in class undisturbed. and it worked
2006-09-19 01:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by twinspick22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since you had surgery on Thursday, you could say memory loss is a side effect of the particular anesthetic you were under while having your procedure.
2006-09-19 01:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just had surgery on thursday!.. use that as an excuse.
When I was a freshman I used the excuse that my cat ate my homework... of course my teacher didn't buy it, oh well.
2006-09-19 01:49:37 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say that you don't care about your future because the apocalypse is just around the corner and you don't want to waiste what time you have doing homework. You should be out birdoggin chicks and bangin beaver, that usually works.
2006-09-19 01:48:22 · answer #5 · answered by Hans B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog ate it.
Just write down a few chicken scratch notes then eat most of it (ball it up, wrinkle it, have a few pieces missing, wet it in the faucet) you may need to try a few times to get it authentic looking or feed it to your dog.
2006-09-19 01:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you cant even spell and the system has a spell checker!! Damn! what are you thinking? Do the homework or learn this phrase. Thanks, would you like some fries with that?
2006-09-19 01:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you were stacking up chairs and you fell from the toppest chair and you busted your right arm if you are left handed then your left arm
2006-09-19 01:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you really have to go to that class??
if yes, tell him whatever you have in mind....he won't believe it anyway
2006-09-19 03:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by suzanna_banana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother smoked it.
2006-09-19 01:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by Alfonso M 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
having your legs broken. give me best answer or i break your legs.
2006-09-19 01:42:15 · answer #11 · answered by dan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋