Theyre always gone by 12:30.
it must be past their bedtime on a school night.
F*cking preteen Chain gangers
2006-09-18 17:31:48 · 6 answers · asked by anonymous w 4 in Sports ➔ Wrestling
"Juuulie! Get in bed. you know you have a pre-algebra test tomarrow. youre gonna miss the bus!"
"Buuut mom, im trying to represent John Cena. He's so hot. and he can wrestle yo. word life!"
"julie, get the f*ck in bed before i wake up your father!"
2006-09-18 17:37:59 · update #1
gimmick aside. it doesnt matter how nice he is as a person, his wrestling is really bad. And i never bought into the goldberg craze for the same reason. a company made star with no real talent. Actually goldberg single-handedly ruined wrestling. and before it could rebound, cena is finishing it off. The state of wrestling has been ruined by these two more than any other wrestlers.
2006-09-19 06:13:08 · update #2
I see it know they all kneel down next to their beds in their Dora the Explorer Pjs hugging their Cena doll and saying " God Bless, mommy and Daddy...and CEna...But not Edge cuz he is sooo like mean and stuff...He makes my dolly cry"
Why did that give that jackhole the title again...we have more money to spend than the 11 yr olds...
2006-09-18 18:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by nagurski3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anonymous W you so funny but yeah you know the kiddie Cena fans haveta get up early for the field trip to the zoo and take idiotic pics next to the zebras acting like Cena.As for the teen and the preteen Cena fans they go to bed early to masturbate to their Cena posters or Cena doll,then pray that someday they'll marry him!Same goes for the gay male fans of Cena too!
2006-09-19 15:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I'm a John Cena fan (no not like those goofs who are ALL Decked out in his gear and walk around yelling "DA CHAMP IS HERE"), and it's 1: 30 AM :P but that's because I don't see the point in hating the guy.
Yeah, he does look dorky, but saying the guy can't wrestle? ANYONE can wrestle, it's just all in how good they can do it :p. That's my problem with Cena haters, the guy has a decent moveset and people hate him, but when Goldberg was around and did like four moves, guess what? People chanted his name.
It's hypocrital, but "ZOMG CENA SUCKS!" Hating him for his gimmick? That's cool, but for his wrestling is just stupid. He's one of the nicest guys outside of the ring and actually tries inside of the ring. People want him gone, I guess they want people who don't have their hearts 100% percent into wrestling. Brock Lesnar was a GREAT athlete, but he means squat now because he didn't have his heart in it.
Cena has his heart in it, and I commend him on that. ANY wrestler who has that heart and isn't a total jerkoff like Randy Orton gets my credit. Before you bash me for being a random 'Cena fan'. I do appreciate good wrestling, the Finlay and Benoits of the world. I just also appreciate someone who cares about the wrestling business.
Oh and going into fandom mode...HAHA Cena beat Edge in his hometown and rubbed it in all of those Canadians who seem to think he can't wrestle. Too bad the crowd can't be 'cool', but you don't see people chanting that at the crowd.
2006-09-19 04:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by Joseph Revilla 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
absolutely. the cena fans are all PG13. if ya gonna stay out late ya gotta go with the Rated R superstar.
2006-09-19 00:48:31 · answer #4 · answered by solodadd 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its bedtime sweetums put your spinners down
2006-09-19 00:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by john w 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! ...but it's true! lol!
2006-09-19 00:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by AbsoluteMart! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋