2006-09-18 16:50:55 · 13 answers · asked by Lover Boy 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Yes, you have. Look at you, your mission is to go out there and teach people to be good, not to stay in front of a computer and ask questions like this one.
2006-09-18 17:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were Jesus alive, you would have many reasons to kill yourself.
1. This century, and the ones before it, are completely owned by Satan.
2. Your father has not that much followers.
3. The church would consider you non-Christian (because it had developed far away from you).
4. There's a great competition in the Religions market, There are so many beliefs available.
5. There are so many churches, which one is yours?
6. Bush considered himself you, so you're not needed any more.
7. Earth has so many more centuries to live, so don't bother the mortals with your end of the world.
8. Science is doing your job now, you can not compete the scientists!!!
9. It's not your time! COME ON! It's SHAKIRA'S time!
2006-09-19 00:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then get ready to be crucified by the Christians.
Feeling depressed is not the nature of Christ Jesus. That is the point where we need to discern the false one. LOL
2006-09-19 00:15:47 · answer #3 · answered by latterviews 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should be depressed because you think your Jesus.
2006-09-19 00:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by firedup 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- More than 2000 years, and we still don't get what you were trying to say.. (You must stink as a public speaker)
- We keep insisting that you were a deity, not a person.. (You must stink as a human being)
- Even those who worship the different facets of your myth, keep punching each other in the nose over technicalities (You must stink as a deity)
So, my dear friend, you may want to consider retirement..
:-)
2006-09-19 05:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Andreba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because even though he sees all the sinners in the world he also sees all the Christians reaching out to the sinners to help convert them to Christianity.
2006-09-18 23:59:21 · answer #6 · answered by Sherri K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. why would you be? only the people would be depressed if you were Jesus.
2006-09-19 04:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by ♬müsic-to-yoür-ears♬ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'd be funnier if you didn't write joke at the end of the sentence.
2006-09-19 03:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by Julian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well your not and this just did,t even seem funny (really come on) .
2006-09-19 00:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥ L ♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2006-09-18 23:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋