I prefer longer ones but anything will do!
2006-09-18 16:23:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
why does 6 hate seven ..cuz 7 ate 9
why did tigger fall into the toilet? he was looking for poo
okay this is gay gotta go
2006-09-18 16:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woman stopped a car for a lift.It stopped and she was asked to sit btn two men in the back seat.There was only the driver infront.
After some time she notices that the car was running at a very high speed and at a closer look she noticed that the driver was asleep.
"Pse wake up your friend "she begged the men seated with her".Car is running so dangerously and he is sleeping"."Shut up woman" the men replied."He drives at a higher speed and more dangerously when he is awake"
2006-09-18 16:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by nkoko nkulu ewooma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK this joke is rated PG or R. I'm telling you in advance so my joke won't get reported and deleted. OK?
Here it goes:
One day Superman was flying over Metropolis. After his usual routine check he decides to call it a day and proceeds to head back to his Fortress of Solitude. He flies by the Hall of Justice and was surprised to see Wonder Woman totally naked, lying flat on her back, legs spread apart and sunbathing on top of the Hall of Justice.
Superman starts to feel real horny and says to himself, "Hmmm, I've always wanted to f-u-c-k some Wonder p-u-s-s-y..." So Superman swoops down, at supersonic speed, on top of the Hall of Justice, removes his costume, dives on top of Wonder Woman and f-u-c-k-s her hard and fast. After a few seconds, Superman gets up, re-dons his costume and flies away.
Wonder Woman felt the wind when Supeman flew off and sat up. Surprised and confused, Wonder Woman said, "What was that?" A few seconds later, the invisible man gets up off Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know Wonder Woman...but my @$$h0l3 is sure hurtin' like hell."
2006-09-18 16:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Tiger Woods wear two pairs of pants to the golf tournament?? Because he was afraid he'd get a Hole in one.
2006-09-18 16:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK theres a momma a daddy and a baby buzzard were siting on a limb momma buzzard says we are lost ,my instinct tells me to go south,daddy buzzard says my instinct tells me to go north, baby buzzard says My ends stinks to but it doesn't tell me were to go!!!!
2006-09-18 16:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by kitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The monkkey had his tail on the railroad track and the train ran over it, he said,"it won't be long now"..
2006-09-18 16:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by delta s 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walked into a building. You'd think she would have seen it.
2006-09-18 16:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok ,how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb.....lets see how did that joke go again
2006-09-18 16:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing coming in my mind right, it's 12:09 am in NY...feel very sleepy!
2006-09-18 17:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so a duck walked into a store and said, "give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."
2006-09-18 16:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by ubiquitousmee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋