Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off
And he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn
What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around
Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube up glue
All those wedgies he gave
All those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies he made with the Ex-Lax inside
Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you
You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half?
Well, he really got me good that time!
Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me
It was a pretty good gag
do you remember lary?
2006-09-18 15:15:00 · 13 answers · asked by Mercenary™ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no not really sorry
2006-09-18 15:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Profound. Did you write that?? It's good. Especially since my husband's name is Larry. Started off sounding like him a little.
2006-09-18 15:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by *Larry P. he's for me* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is as funny as the one I wrote about a guy who wore women's clothes, and his name was Larry too!
2006-09-18 15:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am without words. Poor Larry is all I can say. LOL!!! That is pretty good.
2006-09-18 15:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by Nece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
demented, it made me think of the wrestler from Breakfast Club
2006-09-18 15:28:12 · answer #5 · answered by Carol R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what in the world
2006-09-18 15:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do I confirm to confirm to undergo in techniques? by no longer forgetting, I dunno, what precisely do you recommend? I undergo in techniques stuff generally by going over it in many situations until i will recite it completely
2016-10-17 06:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you listen to Weird Al, so what?
2006-09-18 15:22:50 · answer #8 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoa... can't say I do
2006-09-18 15:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by SkiGirl04 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No....mine's name was ''mikey''.
2006-09-18 15:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋