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1. Romeo and Juliet
2. the thrill of a lifetime
3. let's take a walk
4. french fries
5. bank teller
6. message in a bottle

2006-09-18 14:23:07 · 12 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

Elway_the... Once again I am faced with this silly question. No,maam/sir. I am a 57 year old who has lots of fun reading creative stories. Yahoo is a fun site and the stories are usually hysterical. read my home page,360,etc. Relax...have some fun.

2006-09-18 14:34:15 · update #1

I've posted a REAL tough one that no one has DARED to try. How about YOU?!

2006-09-18 14:38:50 · update #2

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"You just want me for my money, don't you?" Sunshine asked the bank teller as she presented her check to him. The bank teller, who had a strange resemblance to James Arness, laughed and started to give her the cash. Suddenly a masked man burst into the bank! The man took a bottle out of his pocket and threw it at James. James caught the bottle and looked at it. There was a message in the bottle that read "Give me all your money or I'll shoot!" Fortunately Sunshine had her huge, unabridged, annotated copy of Romeo & Juliet with her and she threw it at the head of the thief. She missed, but distracted him long enough for James to sneak up from behind and knock him out with one swing of his big fist! "Wow," Sunshine said, "That was a thrill of a lifetime." The police came and picked up the thief and congratulated the duo on thwarting the crime. "Let's take a walk," James suggested to Sunshine. "I'd love some burgers and french fries," Sunshine replied as they walked hand in hand, out of the bank together...

2006-09-18 18:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 1 0

Sitting on the park bench, french fries beside her Rebecca mused over the tale of Romeo and Juliet she had just finished reading. It must have been the thrill of a lifetime the day they met and the first time Romeo said to Juliet,"lets take a walk". Maybe one day I will find a love like that. Her daydreaming was interupted by her friend John another bankteller from her branch, "hey Beck you wont believe this I was just walking along the river and found a message in a bottle, have a look, I'll walk back to work with you".

2006-09-18 21:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Trish T 1 · 1 0

My Bank teller, is so good looking , and after he deposited my money into my account, he winked at me and said " How about some lunch? Let's take a walk and then go an get some french fries. To me it was the thrill of a lifetime, as I always love looking into his eyes , while they make me think of Romeo and Juliet. I think I am falling in Love with him. Walking along the Cedar River, was so nice and our time was limited. Sitting on a park bench , right near our feet was an empty bottle with a cork on top. My handsome Romeo , reached down and picked the bottle up and said, "Let's send a special message in a bottle down the river. So we wrote a note, saying " Peace on Earth, with Love from Romeo and Juliet "" 2006

2006-09-18 21:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1 0

Romeo and Juliet had the thrill of a lifetime when one said let's take a walk while eating french fries. They then stopped by the bank teller and give her a message in a bottle.

2006-09-18 21:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by 2"CUTE"2B30 4 · 1 0

June 16, 1982, a day i'll never forget, started out not unlike any other day, until the unfathemable happened, and in a way i'm kind of glad it did. That morning i was headed out to my car to go to work when an old woman walking by me fell down on the hard sidewalk beside me. As I looked at her, I could see her disgust as she looked down at her elbow wiping ketchup off it from a littered old box of french fries that had been laying there. I went over to her to help her up and to ask her if she was alright. She said that she was ok but to be sure I said "let's take a walk" and so she said "ok, thank you very much" and we walked. We walked for a while and after seeing she was ok i headed back to my car to drive to work at the bank. That moring a lady said to me that she would like to be a bank teller, as I was handling some of her business, I humorously replied "it probably wouln't be the thrill of a lifetime, although I've had the chance to meet some wonderful people". As she was on her way out she turned around and handed me a peice of paper and on it the words thank you were written. I didn't get a chance to say anything but i think i knew what it meant. Later that afternoon i noticed the old woman from the morning walk in and stand at the back of the long line holding, what to my surprise, seemed to be a message in a bottle in her left hand and a checkbook in the other one. When she got up to me she sat the glass bottle down and said that she remembered me from in the morning and then laughingly said that Romeo and Juliet was a play her grandchildren were in that night and offered me a ticket. I just said "no thank you" and then she strolled out of the bank. To my dismay, I realized she left the bottle without throwing it away. I looked into the bottle and it was just and old bottle with garbage inside and not any type of correspondence. I guess sometimes you never know.

2006-09-19 01:21:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Romeo and Juliet went off seeking the thrill of a lifetime. Romeo, who was hungry said, "Lets take a walk to McDonalds (Yes, McDonalds was around even then) I love their french fries." Just then a bank teller dressed as Ronald McDonald gave them...you guessed it, a message
in a bottle that had washed up on the shore.

2006-09-19 00:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by no nickname 6 · 1 0

I had promised my girlfriend a night of romance. Of course, it's something I knew I'd live to regret. I decided I might as well get started since it was going to be a long day. I went to the bank first and told the bank teller my story. She had no pity on me and in fact, thought it was wonderful. She even said "I wish I had a man like you". While I was out running errands and picking up items for the day, I realized how hungry I'd become. I stopped off for some french fries and a shake. I might as well junk food it up now because I won't be able to later. I met up with my girl and told her "to start things off right, let's take a walk through the park". She agreed, so off we went. We strolled back to my apartment where we sat for what seemed and eternity watching "Romeo and Juliet". I think I dozed off twice because my ribs sure do hurt and she always hits me when I fall asleep during movies. I set the table for dinner. When she sat down, she'd realized that next to her plate, I'd left a message in a bottle. She read it and giggled happily. At the end of the meal, I told her to go relax on the couch. I told her she was about to have the trill of a lifetime after I changed into something more comfortable. I think I saw her blush after that comment. It was about an hour later that I woke with my cheek in a puddle of drool to hear her screaming "you're the worst man ever and you've ruined my whole day" while I scratched my butt. I don't know what the problem was since I'd done what I told her. I changed into my boxer shorts and socks with toes. Do you know what I did wrong??

2006-09-19 10:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by HEartstrinGs 6 · 0 0

Although they were now dead, Romeo and Juliet felt the thrill of a lifetime when they were together. "Let's take a walk," Juliet opined one morning to her handsome lover. Suddenly craving french fries, Shanni stopped reading her Shakespeare cliffnotes. She wanted to eat, but had no cash on hand! Thankfully, she was inside the bank branch of Wachovia, within Kroger and she could see a bank teller! She withdrew the necessary funds for the french fries, and while standing in line to purchase the item, she saw the dvd Message in a bottle. With her dvd and french fries in tow, Shanni happily walked home. The end.

2006-09-18 21:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I found a message in a bottle. It told me of a day in the life of a woman from England. Early in the morning she recieved a phone call from a friend who asked her what she wanted to do that particular day. She said "Lets take a walk". The friend agreed. While on thier walk, they passed a marquee on a theatre that read "One show only, Romeo and Juliet". The walk was making them hungry, so they stopped to have a burger and french fries. On the way home, she needed to stop in the bank. The bank teller told her she inexplicably had an extra $20,000.00 in her account. It was the thrill of a lifetime.

2006-09-18 21:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Romeo and Juliet had the thrill of a lifetime- they were eating rainbow-colored french fries on the bald head of a bank teller. They have become an inch-high french-fry eating la-VERS (lovers).

Juliet asked, "How did we get to be this little?" "I don't know," answered Romeo, "Let's take a walk on this chap's shaved head and try to find the message in a bottle."

2006-09-19 00:28:32 · answer #10 · answered by sun shine 3 · 1 0

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