2006-09-18 13:55:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've heard alternating shots of cheap tequila with even cheaper beer for about 3 hours eventually gives you exactly the same effect as stool softeners from a reputable pharmacist.
After 4 hours, it will numb your lower extremities, so you won't feel any discomfort.
After 6 hours, you'll be sitting on the barmaids, anyway.
Godd stuff, tequila.
2006-09-18 15:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try using the stool softener.
2006-09-18 20:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go for the stool softener and the more the merrier
2006-09-18 20:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah, the bane of active people, the feel of our butt bones.
here's the plan:
Go get yourself some gluteal implants. Oh the pain and expense will be insanely excruciating, but it will be worth it to have a little junk in your trunk and all the ladies will wonder about in your thrusting ability a la Discovery Channel Nature Shows..
2006-09-19 07:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that alcohol and stool softeners don't mix well together.
2006-09-18 21:00:36 · answer #5 · answered by Du Hast mich? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A big ole depend diaper and a stool softener! It will be all soft, warm & cushy for you!!!!
2006-09-18 21:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by char__c is a good cooker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would think a stool softener would work just fine. (-:
2006-09-18 20:58:30 · answer #7 · answered by Sandy B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring a donut pillow. You'll be a hit with all the girls!
2006-09-19 01:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A+++++ Hilarious!!!
2006-09-18 20:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by Aztek G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask the bartender to change the barstools that has a cushion.
2006-09-18 20:58:39 · answer #10 · answered by superboredom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋