A guy was sitting quietly, reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it, " she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for!?" She replied, "Your horse called."
2006-09-18 13:18:24 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
maybe the horse was Mr. Ed's cousin?
2006-09-18 16:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Go Trojans!
2006-09-18 13:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by banjuja58 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Little women like to play with toys. Then while they attain the age of 11 or 12, they get bored." women nonetheless play with toys "something that blinks, beeps, and demands a minimum of six 'D' batteries to function." upload "vibrate" and you have an precise description of a woman's "toy"
2016-10-01 03:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, a 7
2006-09-18 13:21:19 · answer #4 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad.
2006-09-18 13:21:13 · answer #5 · answered by JJ Car 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...where can i get one of those iron skillets?
2006-09-18 13:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its old, but its funny as hell reminds me of me and my husband
2006-09-18 13:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by Leah P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt a joke...its a life story.
2006-09-18 13:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-18 13:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by tcm. :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha heeheehee very funny...
2006-09-18 14:12:03 · answer #10 · answered by dechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋