1. side by side
2. swear by thy gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry
3. fresh linen
4. Oh yeah, you blend
5. fresh mint
6. we happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
2006-09-18 13:05:49 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Sunshine sat side by side with Kevin Costner in her living room. They were watching a DVD of "Top Gun." She had used fresh mint body spray, along with a hint of jasmine, together with a perfume called "Fresh Linen" and she smelled like the laundry hung out on a clothesline over a beautiful herb garden. "We happened to see a Mig 28 do a 4g negative dive," Maverick was saying in the movie, but she couldn't concentrate on the film with Kevin sitting so close to her. She wanted Kevin so badly... she remembered when he came up to her office in a surprise visit yesterday. He was practicing for his part in Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet. He had grabbed her by the waist, looked into her eyes and whispered seductively, "Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear that tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops--" Then he had made the mistake of sitting on a staple remover on her desk. "Oh ****" he screamed. She replied in the words of Juliet, "Do not swear; Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry, and I'll believe thee..." He kissed her passionately which made her shut up. "Oh yeah, you blend!" he spoke in her ear which he ran his tongue across.... Remembering that time made Sunshine blush with excitement, and now as they watched Top Gun together, she wished the movie would end and they would move on to other things....
2006-09-18 15:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr.Buddah guy, I thought, and Jesus, and God, and some Muhammad guy, and er, godesses and gods from ancient times, side by side I walk with you in fresh linen and polka dots. I swear by thy gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry, we happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive. Then I thought to myself as I looked into a mirror in my mind, oh yeah, I blend today. My clothes definently match. I mean, duh! Orange and Purple stripe shirts and skinny, red pants definently go together. I continued on with my blessed prayer as I skipped through the front yard of the Insane Asylum. After awhile, my nurse came and got me and off I skipped... again.
2006-09-18 20:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by ashleyuvjra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Side by side we traveled, the Monk and I. His saffron robes smelled of fresh linen. "I swear by thy gracious self," curious I asked, "which is the god of my idolatry?" The Monk smiled and handed me a cup of tea produced from within his sleeves, "Oh yeah, you blend fresh mint and coca for the best tea." We walked on through the forest to the clearing, there above, we happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive. "Hand me some of that tea," he said smiling.
2006-09-18 20:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"How are you, soldier?," asked the commandant. "Still alive and kicking, Sir," answered the soldier.
Then the soldier continued, "We happened to see a MIG 28 do a 4g negative dive, Sir!"
The commandant replied, "Oh yeah, you blend?"
"Sir, yes, Sir! We blend fresh mint and fresh linen side by side, Sir,!" replied the soldier
"Then swear by thy gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry that you did not hear that from me!...Now!," yelled the commandant.
2006-09-19 00:40:15 · answer #4 · answered by sun shine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋