on your Xmas list, and you were Santa, would you "check your list twice" to see if he were naughty or nice?
If you concluded he was nice, would you give him an arsenal of weaponry if in his letter to you, that's what he wanted for Christmas?
Would you discriminate just because he were Muslim?
And, if you had his address on your reindeer route, would you report the address to Homeland Security Committee in the US?
Thanks for your serious consideration in this ethical question.
2006-09-18 11:48:16 · 11 answers · asked by Tones 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
If I was santa, and he's on my list:
1. I wouldn't even check whether he's nice or not. I read papers.
2. I would send him an armed bomb that will explode when it's opened
I refuse to answer the next 2 question. You can contact my lawyer.
2006-09-18 11:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by septiant 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think by law, Santa is prohibited from carrying weapons on his sled. (It's some FAA rule) So, If I were to give Bin Laden gifts, I would forego the arsenal, and instead present him with Transformers, LEGOs, My Little Pony, Teddy Ruxpin, and various other toys. I guess is that he will be so enamored with the gifts, that he will forget about jihad and turn himself in. If that doesn't work, I will fly my reindeer out to whatever cave he's living in and challenge him to a one on one death match.
2006-09-18 18:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by Baracus Life 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Would Mr. OBL truly write to St. Nicholas, a 'worshipper of the Cross' ?
Unlikely.
I would not conclude he was nice, for he does not value the lives of Christians and Jews, nor Muslims who otherwise would lead or could lead productive lives, but sacrifice their futures for death at the call of this selfish man.
I would not discriminate on religion, but words and actions are pretty much fair game.
I think the DHS has his address, and for whatever reason, hasn't ponied it up to the drones who could deliver him the Christmas present set aside for him.
2006-09-18 18:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by rohannesian 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Santa gives coal to little boys like Osama.
And by "coal" I mean Hellfire air-to-ground missiles.
2006-09-18 18:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by hquin_tset 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would the liberals defend me if I was Santa and got caught delivering bin Ladens' Christmas gift of some nukes.
I think so,especially if we had been wiretapped over the phone.
But if bin Laden nuked America, would the Liberals still stand up for him? Maybe. Not all.
Ethics get complicated, especially for liberals.
2006-09-18 18:57:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I would be glad to check my list, and drive my sleigh to his cave. He would receive a one way ticket to hell, along with a most painful death as the trip there.
2006-09-18 19:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by Frogface53 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right now I don't have much faith in the Muslim religion... I would have to discriminate against him this year.
I wouldn't even give him a lump of coal
2006-09-18 18:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by j H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd invite him to a holiday party along with all the families who lost loved ones because of him. See if he can explain all his murdering ways to them...
2006-09-18 18:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by mJc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give him a ride in my sleigh. Then drop him off in the middle of the Atlantic.I don't discriminate when it comes to killers, they all get the same treatment.
2006-09-18 18:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jack S. Buy more ammo! 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes I would put a letter bomb in his christmass card
2006-09-18 18:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Shawn S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋