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You should try catching flies with the nozzle end of a hoover. It requires real skill and subtlety. I've bagged 30+ in one session (I live on a farm). Beat that! The good lady can't get one. I am King.

Flip flopping daddy long legs is old skool.

Do you wear the fetching leotard when performing your forearm smash? I thought it was the forearm press, anyway. Where's Kendo Nagasaki when you need him?

2006-09-18 11:48:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 3 0

Just reminded me of a lame joke I got told today.

What do you call a French man who wears sandals?

Phillipe Flop (really sorry)

Err but no Ive not beaten you, good going

2006-09-18 18:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by paula_steward 2 · 1 0

Sit with the light on and the window open, they just keep a'comin', also a lab pup in the room provides some bonus points.

2006-09-18 18:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by questor 3 · 2 0

It's certainly the time of year for them!! but I don't like to kill them - they're so absurd - I feel sorry for them! I did squash one today but it was being attacked by a wasp (no, I don't know how the argument started) and was probably in pain from being stung - I squashed the wasp too of course - black and yellow striped little *******

2006-09-18 18:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 1 0

So far today my trusty flipflop has got two spiders, a woodlouse-type thing and a moth.

No daddy long legs(s) spotted yet.

2006-09-19 05:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 1 0

You very cruel person you! They will all come back and haunt you tonight...so wear a hat when you go to bed....Goodnight My Dear (says she in her best Vincent Price voice) Goodnight My Dear.... Sweet Dreams Haaaaaa!

2006-09-18 18:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why do you have 7 daddy long legs in your room?

That's just disgusting, get a maid.

2006-09-18 18:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

My cat is on the same par as u ,he loves to catch them play with them and eat them ..... ewww think his record around 7 in 1 night ....

2006-09-18 18:36:20 · answer #8 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 1 0

Why do you have to kill them? Over the past few days I have had two in my house, and both have been released back outside.

Don't kill them, they aren't doing you any harm.

2006-09-18 18:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You should close your window or switch the light off

2006-09-18 18:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by . 2 · 2 0

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