You should try catching flies with the nozzle end of a hoover. It requires real skill and subtlety. I've bagged 30+ in one session (I live on a farm). Beat that! The good lady can't get one. I am King.
Flip flopping daddy long legs is old skool.
Do you wear the fetching leotard when performing your forearm smash? I thought it was the forearm press, anyway. Where's Kendo Nagasaki when you need him?
2006-09-18 11:48:19
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answered by ? 2
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Just reminded me of a lame joke I got told today.
What do you call a French man who wears sandals?
Phillipe Flop (really sorry)
Err but no Ive not beaten you, good going
2006-09-18 18:37:39
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answered by paula_steward 2
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Sit with the light on and the window open, they just keep a'comin', also a lab pup in the room provides some bonus points.
2006-09-18 18:29:10
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answered by questor 3
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It's certainly the time of year for them!! but I don't like to kill them - they're so absurd - I feel sorry for them! I did squash one today but it was being attacked by a wasp (no, I don't know how the argument started) and was probably in pain from being stung - I squashed the wasp too of course - black and yellow striped little *******
2006-09-18 18:30:22
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answered by big pup in a small bath 4
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So far today my trusty flipflop has got two spiders, a woodlouse-type thing and a moth.
No daddy long legs(s) spotted yet.
2006-09-19 05:07:49
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answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5
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You very cruel person you! They will all come back and haunt you tonight...so wear a hat when you go to bed....Goodnight My Dear (says she in her best Vincent Price voice) Goodnight My Dear.... Sweet Dreams Haaaaaa!
2006-09-18 18:29:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Why do you have 7 daddy long legs in your room?
That's just disgusting, get a maid.
2006-09-18 18:28:14
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answered by Anonymous
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My cat is on the same par as u ,he loves to catch them play with them and eat them ..... ewww think his record around 7 in 1 night ....
2006-09-18 18:36:20
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answered by jizzumonkey 6
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Why do you have to kill them? Over the past few days I have had two in my house, and both have been released back outside.
Don't kill them, they aren't doing you any harm.
2006-09-18 18:41:08
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answered by Anonymous
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You should close your window or switch the light off
2006-09-18 18:27:29
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