I would like one to take my child...LOL...he bad and stick fork into electric holes.
2006-09-18 11:10:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
"he bad and stick fork into electric holes."
Are you Tarzan, Tonto, or Frankenstein's monster?
2006-09-18 11:52:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I don't believe that aliens have ever abducted humans at all. However, among the folks who do believe in alien abduction of humans, there are numerous reports of children being abducted. Just google the words "alien", "abduction", and "children".
2006-09-18 13:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by Otis F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we do not realize about extraterrestrial beings or in the experience that they are even actual genuine. that's achievable you had an undesirable experience as a toddler and your concepts shows extraterrestrial beings to dam it. extraterrestrial beings is also ideas of being on the operating table, because optimal abductions are operations are on human beings and the extraterrestrial beings are eco-friendly or gray (what colorings clinical docs placed on). of direction i'm no longer declaring i do no longer imagine in extraterrestrial beings (even with the reality that I do). I merely imagine of human beings are not any further open minded sufficient to look at alien abductions logically. Why do optimal smart human beings get abducted? per chance that's some aspect equivalent to schizophrenia... or per chance extraterrestrial beings extremely are proper the following, seeing some abduction circumstances won't be able to be defined by making use of means of those circumstances (such as abductions from transferring automobiles; in the experience that they even were imagining it, why do no longer they damage their vehicle? or human beings lacking days on carry forth freezing chilly forests that are thoroughly healthy on their go back (celebration: Travis Walton) (i does no longer suggestion hypnosis wondering you've analyze ideas on UFOs and extraterrestrial beings; your concepts ought to create circumstances that per chance you picked up someplace) i advice you analyze 'Communion' by making use of means of Whitley Strieber
2016-11-27 23:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, we made that mistake once. The kid kept whining about having to go to the bathroom, and asking "are we there yet?" Can you imagine flying 12,000 light years in a flying saucer with a five-year-old? Never again!!!!
Yours truly,
The Space Aliens
2006-09-18 11:32:34 · answer #4 · answered by stevewbcanada 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Likewise they don't abduct adults... Because 'aliens' don't exist. If they WOULD exist, we ALL would KNOW IT for a fact.
People who think aliens have landed near Area51 (or whereever) need their heads examined.
2006-09-18 11:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by · 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aliens abduct adults because kids have their own make believe friends.
2006-09-18 11:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by dragonrider707 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Because then the aliens would have to hit the alien bar because the kids are driving them nuts, which would upset thier alien wife, and cause the aliens to have an alien divorce...
2006-09-18 11:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Answer Girl 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dragonrider has the classic answer (who was the idiot who gave Dragonrider a bad answer rating)
And Dragonrider's answer needs another quote from me, because I couldn't provide a better one.
"Aliens abduct adults because kids have their own make believe friends. "
That is classic. Well done.
2006-09-18 11:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by nick s 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He's not a bad child. His behavior might be bad, but I'm sure he isn't bad. Maybe the aliens should take you instead of your child.
2006-09-18 11:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because even aliens know that children are precious.
Try using child safety outlets and GFCIs
2006-09-18 11:23:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋