and not dogging rednecks.....i live in Tennessee, i love the crap out of them. i will post my favorite tomorrow.....just wanted to see what you guys could come up with first....
2006-09-18 11:07:59 · 32 answers · asked by melissa 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
okay...you guys are getting too good.....my favorite.....
'I don't think you can fix that with duck tape.'
2006-09-18 12:40:14 · update #1
I'll take Shakespeare for a thousand, Alex.....
2006-09-18 12:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Michael 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey yall
Here goes
Things a redneck would never say.
1.Im preparing a smorgasborg of appetizers.
We eat chips and dip
2.Why dont you come over and watch nascar with me. I will serve the wine of your choice.
No no no. We drink beer while we watch the nascar races.
3.We have plenty of beer.
There is never enough beer.
4.Lets not go muddin' lets go to the mall.
if its rainin we're muddin
I have actually had people say those things to me. lol
I you love rednecks you need to come visit. We even have a broken fridge out front so you cant miss us
2006-09-18 11:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by rwdycwgrl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Honey, could I bring you something from the kitchen?" or "Would you like to go out ballroom dancing this evening?" or "I will do the dishes for you this evening." (unless he intends to let the dogs lick them)...Oh I could think of so many more..."I would rather go to the Ballet than to go see Midgets Wrestling on Saturday night!"...
Personal experience, my first husband was a redneck, and "Git 'er done!", ain't exactly my idea of foreplay either!
2006-09-18 11:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by ruthie_msw 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hoooweee, that William Faulkner sure writes pretty.
Yeah, but if'n we take the redshift of that thar quasar, we'd know how fer away it is.
Ah remember the good ol' days back when I wuz at Cambridge . . .
'Scuse me while I fire this sucker up.
Peace, dude.
My 30-0-6 'taint doin' it fer me no more.
2006-09-18 11:17:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rednecks say any and everything so this ? is gonna maybe not get many answers unless people try to make something up that they think a redneck would never say i have some redneck friends and they actully do get along with black people
2006-09-18 11:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by Swift Angel 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hello, I am calling on behalf of the Hillary Clinton for President campaign...
We need to keep trying harder to reason with radical Islam...
NASCAR will never catch on...
2006-09-18 13:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by F. Frederick Skitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's a great idea! We should invite the ****** next door for some grilled salmon and souffle!
2006-09-18 11:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by roseyroses14 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what up g,pass the chronic,let ya shoulders lean,ridin on spinners on a john deer,got to get my hair processed,look at my iced out grill john boy
2006-09-18 11:32:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No no no! I only the beluga caviar which was harvested under 60 degrees.
2006-09-18 11:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey bubba lets jump in your escalade and bump it on down to the NAACP rally.
2006-09-18 11:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋