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Well, if they are gonna kill me, at least give me the chance to annoy them thoroughly first by putting me on a spit and listening to me holler out the tune For Every Season (Turn turn turn) by the Byrds, then as things get really intense I will encore into Spinning Wheel by Blood, Sweat and Tears.

2006-09-19 00:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

This is a question asked daily in the 'holding pens' behind the kitchen of every Golden Corral restaurant, and not just rhetorically, either.

TIP: Steer well clear of the Barbeque Pork In Inverted Commas Roast, and the Herbal Chicken In Inverted Commas Casserole.

2006-09-18 14:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

They better boil me in a stew. I'd get dizzy on a spit.

2006-09-18 13:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by I Am That Yankee Doodle Boy 3 · 0 0

Wouldn't the spit either go in or come out of the butt?

C'mon Cannibals...it's the 2000's.....try microwaving your victims...yeah they'll be a little mushy but think of all the extra time you will have to shrink heads and polish your spears (if you get my drift).

2006-09-18 11:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've been in hot water too many times in my life so I would opt for the spit.

Ah the luscious aroma of fresh meat roasting over an open fire what a way to go.

2006-09-18 11:13:10 · answer #5 · answered by FAT CAT 4 · 0 0

i think of i could choose being boiled alive because of the fact possibilities are high loss of life could come quicker than being roasted. i could think of being made right into a puree, soup, or stew could be plenty greater lasting than merely being a bite of meat for intake.

2016-12-12 10:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Boiled.

2006-09-18 11:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

As long as I am killed very quickly- I think that I would rather be boiled because eaten your body wouldn't be as disfigured.

2006-09-18 11:08:10 · answer #8 · answered by Chicken Dancer 3 · 0 0

I would be best cooked on a spit and I am already pre marinaded

2006-09-18 11:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0 0

i rather be bioled inna stew I mingle well with other thingz . . . but if i had to eat u i think i'd roast you . . . . lolz

2006-09-18 11:11:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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