My husband is a chiropractor and is looking for something clever to put on his personalized license plates.?

Question

Any ideas???

Answer 1

Try these on for size:

ADJUST U

ADJST U

BAK FIXR

CHIRO 4U

Answer 2

Here are a few
scamman
chirosbs
swindler
chirocrp

Anyone who says you need to have someone twist your neck or press on your vertebra until they make popping sounds in order to be healthy should be locked up. Show me a subluxation on an MRI or CAT scan and I'll show you a leprechaun.

To: prancingmonkey - a true partial joint dislocation (not the nonsense chiros call subluxations) will absolutely show up on an MRI, and what's more, so will the soft tissue affected such as nerves and ligamentous tissue. An MRI scan is generally considered to be the single best imaging study of the spine, although not as good as x-rays if a fracture is involved. MRI's are also ideal for finding the DAMAGE done by improper cervical manipulation from chiropractors. The reason the chiropractic industry relys on x-rays alone is because that is the equipment they can afford.

The entire chiropractic industry is filled with so much b.s., infighting & scams it's sickening. I know them, I've been treated by them, and I've worked undercover to expose them. I've heard chiros confess that half of what they do for accident victims is b.s. to fulfill the legal regiment so they can collect on no-fault and the patient can pursue a lawsuit. It's all about keeping the cashflow. Only the most gullible fool would believe they need to have their spine manipulated weekly in order to be healthy.

I feel sorry for all the deluded people who think they are being helped by these quacks, and I feel especially sorry for the people who've been injured or killed by them!

Actually this would be the best license plate... BCKQUACK

Answer 3

dont listen to printninja. this kind of ignorance is everywhere! the guy doesnt even realize that the mri or cat scan he speaks so highly of isnt the right diagnistic tool for subluxation! you know this of course. I suggest a license plate like " mr. spine"

Answer 4

BackBndr

Answer 5

you are allowed 7 letters, so , how about b o n e d o c

Answer 6

how bout "dont drive too fast, or i'll be seeing u soon, im a chiropractor"

Answer 7

spine-it
crack-it
ribb-it
chir-o-man
prac-trac
Aww-man
Dr. Good-back
Well, that's about all I can think of. Good luck

Answer 8

CRACKLUVR
(oh, wait, that might attract the wrong kind of attention :-))

how about "BAKCRKR"
4TBRA ("vertebra") .... though the "bra" word might once again attract the wrong people :-)

Answer 9

crak u up
I pop it
Hrt so gud
Dr pops u
Dr crak u
Dr pop em

Answer 10

bak man