Once one of my mates was trying for months to get a job. He had interview after interview but to no avail. He had an interview for Safeway, ( supermarket ), so we sent him a letter telling him he had got the job and could he come in to sign the contract. We were all waiting for him when he came back. Bastards, he shouted as he approached us. He went home and took an overdose but lived. Oh how we laughed.
2006-09-18 10:18:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i had a real idiot of a friend that loved McDonald's. so, we decided to teach him a lesson. We secretly bought some chocolate flavoured laxatives and told him that we are going to McDonald's. He wanted a chocolate milkshake and I offered to buy it for him. Inside, I crumbled the whole box of laxatives into the milkshake. When i came out, I 'excitedly' told him that they have a new milkshake-choc chip!! HE LOVED IT!!! Even ate all the laxatives from the bottom of the cup. To make matters worse, we then drove to the beach where the guys all secretly pissed on all the public toilet seats and loo rolls. And then we waited........
30 minutes later he was sweating like a pig! HE ran for the toilets only to find them disgusting. Which led him to race home on his bike shitting his pants!! And denying everything the next day!!!!
2006-09-18 10:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thought it would be funny to send a group email to my very heterosexual male friend's entire yeargroup at Uni saying that he had just "come out" as a homosexual and wanted everyone to know, but was too embarrassed to tell them all face-to-face. Unfortunately I got the group wrong and sent it to all his relatives instead.. I'm afraid I was totally spineless and joined in with the "who could have done such an awful thing?" ranting that went on for a long time afterwards. Cringe.
2006-09-18 17:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by drblonde 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My housemate couldn't be bothered to go to work so rang them and told them we had been burgled. When I got to work I asked a collegue to phone her and say he was the police and on his way there to make a crime report check what had been stolen. She had got as far as loading the (very heavy) tv and vcr into the car by the time I rang and told her it was a joke.
2006-09-18 17:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Fill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F**k thats cruel.
Deep heat cream in a mates shorts before sport is a good one
2006-09-18 17:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by tfd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a good joke, don't blame yourself for what happened.
2006-09-18 17:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by cdubsj2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋