and ive used most.
2006-09-18 10:03:32 · 24 answers · asked by Stengi 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
lol nope, parents and teachers aren't stupid, any excuse you've made we've probably used in the past ourselves.
Anyway these days your parents could get sent to jail if you take time of school without a valid reason.
School life flys by, make the most of it.
2006-09-18 10:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Skiving School
2016-11-16 08:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say that you are gradually coming to realise that the existing school system is not so much a means to educate, but more a tool of social engineering whereby the ruling elite seek to control the masses, to perpetuate the status quo and the existing order.
Say you need a day off to think this over.
2006-09-18 10:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by CANAILLE 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't know how lucky you are to live in a country where school exists.
I spent my summer in Brazil, where people are only given 4 years free schooling in their lives.
Adults who can't read, can't add up, don't know where England is, wouldn't understand a word of French or even Spanish...
Get to school, work hard, enjoy the benefits of your education. Be someone in life, earn enough to have a family who don't have to worry about hunger.
2006-09-18 10:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by savs 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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I brought a bunk bed to school so I could sleep through maths, does that count
2016-04-10 07:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say that the Pope has requested your services in a new commitee which he has assembled to analyse each and every word of his public speech :-)
2006-09-18 10:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by feroz_mulla 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
food poisining or Blackthornes disease- the latter does not exist, provided you know what the term 'latter' means, you school skiving gimp!
2006-09-18 10:10:57 · answer #7 · answered by JARLAB 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Say your rich nana is sending you for some private coaching in your favourite subject....just to bring you on a little. ....proberbly delight the teacher.
2006-09-18 10:17:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your father is a MI5 agent and you have to look after the Dog cos your dad is going to kill some Rag Head that wants to Kill everyone.! .. :)
2006-09-18 10:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Just don't go - what's gonna happen anyway?
Scared of your parents you *****?
Stop making excuses and make decisions.
2006-09-18 10:09:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Glenn 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋