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About two weeks ago I did something that I am not proud of. I live with my mother and my brother. A week ago, for some strange reason my mother decided to try something new for lunch, “Mountain Oysters”. I thought they were some kind of oysters, but they did not seemed like oysters at all, they just looked like big oval white balls, about the size of two softballs. Anyway, when she told us that they were bull testicles….first I was shocked, then started laughing. My brother was just staring at them with a serious face. But then I noticed that my brother begin to blush, and I could not help but to laugh uncontrollable at him, and my mother too. Then she left to do some more shopping. First I was joking with him about the oysters, then got courage and picked up one of the “oysters” to embarrassed him even more. THEN I got a little carried away and without thinking just throw the “ball” very hard into his balls!!! He doubled over to his knees and then fell to the side, his face became pale, he was down for more than five minutes, and the sight of him holding his balls with the big ball just next to him was too much for me, and I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes! He then got up, and was real mad, and just locked himself in his room. He never told my mother, I guess he was too embarrassed. He did not eat the oysters, lol.
I have been asking for his forgiveness but he do speak to me and do not even look at me!, my mother suspects that something is wrong. What can I do?

2006-09-18 09:46:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Adolescent

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2006-09-18 13:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

get a raw oyster, go in front of your brother, stick the oyster down your pants, rub it around, then eat it! Let your brother get a good laugh and that will be it!

2006-09-18 16:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by michael m 2 · 1 0

I take it your brother is somewhere between 11 and 13? You not only hurt him, you embarrased him. He'll get over it, just don't draw attention to the difference between girls and boys for a while.

2006-09-18 16:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ya I could see this being funny. but you need to talk to your brother. Tell him that you were unaware that a guy being hit there hurts like hell. And make sure he knows you are sorry. Sometimes it happens and guys get hurt alot. I am sure he is embarrased. I would be if someone kicked me in the crtch really hard or punched my boob or something. Just talk to him. tell him that you are his sis and ou love him like that. And that your sorry.

2006-09-18 16:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by sr22racing 5 · 0 1

With him being doubled over so long. Tell your mom he may need to be checked by a doctor.

2006-09-18 21:33:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

guys get really upset about that. i did it to my bf ONCE and he never let me hear the end of it. its incredibly sensitive down there and the pain resides for a while. soo.. just apologize (seriously) and eventually hell come around. but never do it again! lol.. how are we girls supposed to know anyway?

2006-09-18 16:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

how old is he?? if 0-5 you are sick sistah! if 6-10 well why'dd you throw it at his balls they are still sensitive if 11-15 ur sick too!! if 16-20 hahaha funny!!

2006-09-19 04:10:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WOAH. u crossed the line. never ever do that ESPECIALLY ON PURPOSE AND DOUBLE ESPECIALLY WITH A GIANT OYSTER.GOD DAMN GIRL THAT WOULD KILL!!! no wonder he's angry. PLUS U LAUGHED AT HIM??. omg he wont be talking to u for awhile. **** i feel his pain. WOAH.

2006-09-19 19:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by Chi Town Sports Fan 4 · 0 0

He is a boy he will get over it.. Whats wrong with him.. Its kinda embarasing if your mum was there but just leave him..Talking to him aint gonna help.

2006-09-18 16:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by Danger! 3 · 0 1

All you can do is tell him you are sorry and show him that you love him by being kind to him.

2006-09-18 16:50:41 · answer #10 · answered by sheila 4 · 0 0

thats sum funy **** ryt there.just say sory and suck up to him.shame! it must have really hurt

2006-09-18 16:58:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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