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2006-09-18 08:54:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Music

10 answers

Poor Bobby. Now that Whitney left him, he's resorting to getting high off of cleaning supplies.

2006-09-18 08:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by Fool in the Rain 6 · 1 0

Here are two suggestions:

The best way, if you own a cat is to take a large plastic garbage bag, put a 4 week old used litter box inside of it, then stick your head inside the plastic bag, use your hands on the outside of the bag and tie it off with some extra large rubber bands. Now do some deep breathing exercises.

The aroma should get you wasted. You'll know it worked because the whites of your eyes become day-glow green!
(because cat-P glows flourescent in the dark).

If that doesn't fry some brain cells, May I suggest a nice game of "Refrigerator Rubbermaid Plastic Sav'n Container Sniff-Roulette". Yeah the name says it all. You gather all the plastic containers out of your fridge, and spread them on the kitchen counter, (this game is best played in the dark because it adds something to the drama).

You lean over the counter and snap off the plastic lid, inhale deeply, then take a swig from the milk carton that's got a date on it 5 days past expiration.

That should do the trick.

It's all natural fun! The real funk, nothing artificial.

2006-09-18 16:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysbombed 5 · 0 0

Well, BB...Take a big, huge crap in a plastic baggie. Dump it out on the sidewalk to dry in the sun. It will take a few days, but it will turn white. At this point, get a clean baggie and scoop it up. Put it on a tray. Then, take something hard and crush it. Roll up a dollar bill. Set it aside. Then take your driver's license and chop and form it into "lines". They should be nice and powdery. Grab the rolled up dollar (you can use $100. if you like) And place one end of the rolled up dollar just inside your nostril. Then sniff the line of poo. It feels amazing.
And when your friends se it, they will want some, too. You could end up maKING MONEY OFF OF THIS...

2006-09-18 16:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

It would be on the same list as what are some ways to kill yourself using household stuff.

2006-09-18 16:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0 0

Here's one for you:

Take an extension cord, strip the end so bare wires are showing, and then, stick it up your a s s and get on your tricycle and plug the cord into a 220V outlet, and see how long you can stay on your trike.

Have fun,

Darryl S.

2006-09-18 16:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by Stingray 5 · 2 0

Don't try it man.

You may get high for a few minutes.

Then you'll get way down low, when they bury you.

2006-09-18 16:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by FAT CAT 4 · 3 0

Yet another person that doesn't realize that these are monitored.

2006-09-18 16:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by exodus64_1996 3 · 0 0

its all just chemicals man...

essentially its all made of the same stuff....

dont quesion man....accept

2006-09-18 15:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by punkrockprincess 4 · 0 0

paint, gas, glue, toilet cleaners

2006-09-18 16:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by deeta 3 · 0 0

pinesol is the best!!!!!! it smells so good!!!!

2006-09-18 16:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by soul.searcher 3 · 0 0

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